Superpowers aren't always so super...

[TheFarmboy]

You get third degree burns from the melted cheese.

Able to manipulate technology.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Half the time they blow up.

I wish I had the power to learn any move.

 

[Meta Knight]

Your trainer never teaches you any other move.

The Penance Stare

 

[Koopakoolklub]

You become depressed as you watch your loved ones who don't have infinite lives disappear.
The power to knock sense into people.

 

[Paper Mario]

Everyone you hit becomes an evil genius who tries to kill you.

Power to create new game systems and awesome games for them with the snap of a finger.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

You can only make one copy per snap. And there a millions of gamers.
The power to roar like a lion.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

You become Katy Perry



The power to turn people into babies.

 

[Paper Mario]

You become a Shroob, and their tears kill you.

The power to erase Paper Mario Sticker Star from existance

 

[Stargazing]

it turns into the next installment

I want the power to control pizza with my mind

 

[TinTinfinite]

The pizza comes to life, transforms into 2D Pac-Man and eats you.

The power to make portals.

 

[TheFarmboy]

But you broke every bone in your body as you exited a portal at a high speed.


The power that you never need to fall asleep.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Your wife hates you for it.




The power to sneeze fire.

 

[Paper Mario]

Sneezing now burns like all hell, then your mouth continues to burn after the sneeze.


Power to sing like the Chipmunks.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Your high pitch makes every people's eardrums explode.

The power to turn my bones into steel.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Drinking milk corrodes your steel bones.

The ability to turn invisible at will.

 

[Paper Mario]

Everyone else also turns invisible, chaos ensues.

Magical green thumb (like Stanley has on A Troll in Central Park)

 

[Magikrazy]

Your thumb is literally green and the only magic it does is turning your other fingers into green thumbs.
You can no longer pick things up

the power to turn everyone i touch into john travolta

 

[TheFarmboy]

Unfortunatly everyone including you is featured in Battlefield Earth.

The power of metalbending.

 

[Meta Knight]

You can't bend anything else.

Time traveling

 

[Paper Mario]

You accidentally kill yourself in the past, ceasing to exist.

Power to turn people into stone.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You turn your family and best friends into stone forever.

The power to fly.

 

[Meta Knight]

You crash into an airplane.

Invincibility

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You get heart failure.

The power to be invisible.

 

[TinTinfinite]

I can still see your clothes.

The power to glow my body.

 

[Magikrazy]

I can still see your clothes.

what if shes naked though you dont know

The power to glow my body.

you need to be broken and shaken just like a glowstick

the power to be powerless