Kirby, Kirby, Kirby i don't know the song!
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby i suck at songs!
After the Star Rod breaks into 3 pieces and they all end up somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom, it's up to the Mario Bros. to prevent the Star Rod shards from falling into the hands of King Dedede!.
Chef Kawasaki: The Eating Contest between Kirby and King Dedede will commence in 3...2...1!
King Dedede:
*Eats food*
Kirby:
*Is already finished*
King Dedede: HOW DID YOU FINISH!!!???
Chef Kawasaki: The Trophy goes to Kirby!, Good job on earning 30 Trophies!
King Dedede: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
*Throws Hot Dog out window* I'M DONE!
*Grabs Star Rod and aims it at Kirby*
*Red clouds are in the sky*
King Dedede: Oh no!, It's the Halberd!
Chef Kawasaki:
*Grabs food and runs away*
KABOOOOM!
Kirby: Eh!
King Dedede: Yeah, i'm surprised that this is the only Mario fanfiction out of the whole series that is mostly Kirby!
*Presses Alarm button*
*Waddle Doo Army blocks open hole*
King Dedede: Don't worry Kirby, this Waddle Doo Army is UNSTOPABLE!
*Waddle Doo Army gets launched away by Meta Knight*
Meta Knight: Where's the Star Rod!?
King Dedede: Grab the out of my cold dead Eagle/Penguin hands!
*Runs*
*Insert chase scene here*
King Dedede: Catch me if you-
*trips*
Meta Knight: Heh heh heh, You though you could run?
King Dedede: I should start...working out...
Kirby:
*runs to Meta knight, swings sword, but Meta Knight evades*
Meta Knight:
*Swordfights with Kirby*
Kirby:
*Falls back onto Warp Star*
Meta Knight:
*Pulls Lever and warp star flies away*
Meta Knight: Now you-WHERE DID YOU GO!?
King Dedede: HERE!
*Has Star Rod and swings it*
Meta Knight:
*Deflects and star hits Star Rod*
FLASH!
*Star Rod Shards fly away from Dream Land and into space*
King Dedede: Uh oh
Meta Knight: I'll deal with you later!
*Flies to Halberd*
King Dedede: Uhh...
*Runs toward Warp Star and flies away*
In the Halberd
Meta Knight: I have never done this before but...
*presses Button*
*Halberd makes portal, flies into portal, and portal closes*
In the Mushroon Kingdom
Kirby:
*Crashes into Peach's castle*
Kirby: Hmm...
*Sees Fridge*
Peach:
*Wakes up due to eating noises* Daddy...why are you eating Bacon at 3 in the morning?...and why are you a Small pink stubby ball?
Kirby: Peach!
Peach: KIRBY!?!?, What are you doing here?
Kirby: Ah!
Peach: So your saying Meta Knight is trying to take over dream land and he's after you?
Kirby: Uh-huh!
Peach: So he wants to get the Star Rod?, We have one...well...until my daddy used it and accidentally broke it when playing with a toy train...
Peach: But why would he do that?, Was'nt he kindhearted?
Kirby: Hmmm...
*Flashes come from outside*
*Star Rod shards fly across the kingdom*
*Star Rod shard crashes into castle*
Kirby: GAH!
Peach: So you're saying it broke into 3-pieces?, what makes you say that?
Kirby: Eh
Peach: You know about Magic?, well...we gotta do something about this...
*Halberd flies into Mushroom Kingdom*
Peach: Oh no...
Kirby: Eh
Peach: Yeah, this is a plot twist all right
???: That's not one, this is one
Meta Knight: Me popping up randomly
Kirby: Yay!
Meta Knight: Ok, you may be wondering...what happened back there...I heard about King Dedede having a dark plan with the star rod...
2 Nights Ago
King Dedede: Okay, i'll be right back...just wait here
*closes door*
Meta Knight: Let me guess, another "Let's Destroy Kirby together!" plan
*enters room*
Only to find...
Meta Knight:
*Looks at Paper* What's this?
Papers from Nightmare Enterprises obviously...to make a machine that can help him destroy Kirby and possibly take over the Galaxy, all he needs is the star rod
Peach: Zzz....zzz...zzz...
Kirby: Eh (
She's tired)
Meta Knight:
*Facepalm*
The Next Day
Luigi: So i woke up at 7 for a awful lot of news?
Mario: Can i have my Coffee?
Kirby: Eh!
Meta Knight: He's right, i had'nt slept in 3 Days and i'm still up and running!
Peach: Where could King Dedede be right now?
A.M.Y:
*Looks at Camera* IGGY WOULD'NT BE WILLING ENOUGH TO DESTROY KIRBY
King Dedede: What makes you say that?
A.M.Y: HE KNOWS HE HAS NO CHANCE, SO HE JUST GAVE UP COMPLETELY...BUT I HAVE AN IDEA?
King Dedede: What is it?, Buy a expensive machine?
A.M.Y:
Even better... *Takes out Journal and reads page*
Iggy:
*wakes up* A.M.Y?, where are...you?
A.M.Y:
*Walks up to Iggy menacingly*
Iggy: Why are...you...being so...weird?
A.M.Y: JUST SHOWING THAT YOU NEED A BIT OF A...OPEN MIND
*Everything blows around*
A.M.Y: WOLLOF EM DNAMMOC!, WOLLOF EM DNAMMOC
*Eyes start to glow*
Iggy: A.M.Y!?, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?...Uhh...uhhh...
A.M.Y:
WOLLOF EM DNAMMOC!
Iggy:
*Shrieks*
At Peach's Castle
Mushroom King: He eats bacon faster than me!
Mario: Let's go get the other shards then!, You have one!
Peach: Well that's the problem
Meta Knight: We can't find it!
Kirby: Eh!
Mario: I have an idea!, All we need is a form of transport
Meta Knight: We can use the Halberd!
At Evershade Valley
*Knocks on Door*
E. Gadd:
*Opens Door* He-
*Sees Meta Knight & Kirby and closes door*
Luigi: *Sigh*
*Opens Door*
E. Gadd: DON'T KILL ME!
Luigi: E. Gadd, relax!, They're from Dream Land
E. Gadd: Oh
Luigi: E. Gadd, do you have a tracker that can help us find a Star Rod shard?
E. Gadd:
*Hands Machine* The MagicTracker 30040, It will help you look for the star rod shard
Mario: I wonder how far the 2nd one is
5 Hours Laytor
Kirby:
*Is sucking everything along the trail*
Meta Knight:
*Is cutting jungle leaves*
Mario: I wonder if anyone is-
*Sees the mostly everything is gone*
Peach: It's been 5 Minutes and Kirby already destroyed 10% of a Jungle!
Luigi: I see something glowing!
Kirby: Ah!
Mario: It's the star rod shard!
Luigi: And yet we did'nt run into anybody!
???: Why don't you rephrase that?
Iggy: I'm suprised you did'nt
Luigi: WHHHHHY!?
Iggy:
*Swings Scepter*
Peach:
*Hides*
Kirby:
*Sucks Fireball and becomes Fire Kirby*
Mario: Cool!
*Grabs Fire Flower and becomes Fire Mario*
Both:
*Throws Fire*
Iggy:
*Deflects Fire and kidnaps Peach*
Meta Knight:
*Flies toward Iggy* Come back here!
Iggy:
*Kicks Meta Knight away*
Meta Knight:
*Is Knocked toward tree*
Peach: MARIO!, LUIGI!
Laytor
Luigi: *Sigh*...What about the third shard?, The ratings are wild and we can't find it!
Mario: How will we find it...
Kirby: Uggh...
*Goes to bathroom and vomits*
Mario: Kirby, why did you vomit?
Kirby:
*Spits out Star Rod shard*
Mario: THE STAR ROD SHARD!
Meta Knight: WE GOT IT ALL!
Luigi: MY NAME IS LUIGI!
Mario: But how do we repair it?
*Shards come together*
Luigi: Hm, looks like we don't have to do anything
KABOOM!
King Dedede: Looks like we found it!
A.M.Y: Heh heh heh
Iggy: UYAYAKAKAKAKA!!
King Dedede: Now we're giving you a choice...Give us the star rod, or...hmmm...how do i put this?
A.M.Y: ...OR DIE!
Iggy:
*Uses Scepter on Luigi & Mario* Heh heh heh
*Gets punched unconsious by Kirby*
Mario:
*Fights King Dedede along with Kirby but gets knocked out by King Dedede's Hammer*
Luigi:
*Fights A.M.Y along side Meta Knight but gets knocked out by A.M.Y*
King Dedede: Look at this...Just 2 of us!, and 2 of-
*Gets knocked out by Kirby's Hammer*
A.M.Y: Little Puffball!
Meta Knight: Stand back Kirby!, Let me deal with her!
Kirby:
*Hands Sword*
Meta Knight: Make it a bit fair?, Fine
*Hands A.M.Y sword*
*Meta knight and A.M.Y swordfight but Meta Knight loses*
A.M.Y: THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN?, IDIOT!
Iggy:
*Wakes up* Huh?...oh wait...that little
A.M.Y:
*Walks up to Kirby and holds sword like a knife* Time to end this once and for-
*Whistle noise*
A.M.Y: MASTER IGGY?, WHAT'S WRONG?
Iggy: oh i'll tell ya what's wrong!
*punches A.M.Y and grabs her by the neck* There's SOMETHING wrong all right!
Iggy: YOU LISTEN HERE AND YOU LISTEN GOOD!, NOBODY BRAINWASHES THE MIND OF IGGY KOOPA...MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A TASTE OF WHAT I GOT!
*Punches A.M.Y unconsious*
Laytor
E. Gadd: This Rocket will work!, i'm 90% sure!
King Dedede:
*Is tied to Rocket seat*
Peach: Wait!
*Kisses Mario, Luigi, Kirby, and Meta Knight*
*Meta Knight and Kirby enter rocket and rocket flies away*
Iggy: Well, i have some "Buisness" to attend to
*Drags a Dazed A.M.Y*
Mushroom King: THE FRIDGE IS GONE!
Peach: Oh no...
In the Rocket
Meta Knight: Classic Kirby
Kirby:
*Eats from Fridge*
King Dedede: We would've made more room if we did'nt take the stupid fridge!
*Kirby throws King Dedede out window*
The End
