Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

Less of an eyesore THAN the shitty abstract geometrics that make up the rest of the cast, but given the entire species here is on-screen for a combined total of "less than a minute," not much is lost other than intelligence. Also that bellybutton thing isn't an eye, it's the mouth.
 
As I said in another thread, it looks like a piece from an abstract painting made by Kadinsky or a sculpture made by Alexander Calder came to life and I hate it.
 
El Gran Gordo said:
So it's not some secret SPM character I didn't know existed.

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Okay well at least that has actual thought put into it. They kinda gave up at the extra smaller heads though, because making anything more complicated that a trapezoid prism was too hard. What the hell do those prisms have to do with flowers?

Doc von Schmeltwick said:
Less of an eyesore THAN the shitty abstract geometrics that make up the rest of the cast, but given the entire species here is on-screen for a combined total of "less than a minute," not much is lost other than intelligence. Also that bellybutton thing isn't an eye, it's the mouth.
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Perhaps but some have been shared already. This one hasn't been shared and I already hate it especially for not being shared.

Ray Trace said:
As I said in another thread, it looks like a piece from an abstract painting made by Kadinsky or a sculpture made by Alexander Calder came to life and I hate it.
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More like a bootleg of those coming to life because those had way more thought put into them.
 
I hate how those heads don't look like flowers but rather some lazy ass trapezoid shit. I also can't tell what their expressions mean. It feels so unfinished.

The best part is that thing had this big ass lore with all the detailed linage of kings in those paintings, and then he just appears for like two seconds.
 
All three expressions indicate "Kill me goddamn it" so I think they succeeded there.

And I'm not sure why I need to care about the lore of anything in a Mario game.
 
Because it's game with Mario. Not a Mario game.

But hey, Mario playing Sheriff and Hustler with Wario and making Wario lose 1337 times when they were kids would be good lore.
 
Oh yeah well I always liked that backstory because Wario gets beaten up in the process while Mario's just all happy and ambivalent.
 
Brawl Mario said:
Oh yeah well I always liked that backstory because Wario gets beaten up in the process while Mario's just all happy and ambivalent.
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Mario the selfish self centered idiot fucking up Wario's childhood. He even laughed at him when dressing as sheriff. He's the only reason for Wario's psychological torment and also why he is the way he is now. Wario is a reflection of Mario's child self not caring for him. Side with Wario on this one. #helpWario.