Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

That Luigi keychain is what happened to him after Raiders of the Lost Ark
 
https://twitter.com/*bleep*tyMario

This Twitter is great. Watch out for the censor though, the real name is S h i t t y Mario, without the extra spaces.

As implied by its name, it's a horror collection; you might find some.... interesting stuff in there, so be warned. But if you love the strange world of bootlegs and knockoffs (or even the *bleep*ty official stuff) as I do, you'll love this Twitter.

What do you think these adorable Mario and Muigi knockoffs are for?
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Keeping the monsters away but there is a known side-effect of keeping you completely awake, even when the lights are turned off.
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One of the videos is a Gmod video that uses my Baby Luigi playermodel
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
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they neutered Bowser and Bowser is now their royal 石獅.



Here's a bonus

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It's hilarious how everyone else looks on-model or at least slightly off, then you reach Bowser (I swear I've seen those proportions before, I just can't remember where)
Also, poor Green Mario.
 
The Bowser is a common bootleg which has been posted several times already. I picked the image because it was on MarioWiki's Twitter feed, and I like how Bowser is juxtaposed with decidedly normal-looking figures (I think I even own the Mario one; if that's even a bootleg, looks pretty damn close to an official and the pose is better than the stiffer official ones IMO). You even see it in a Nintendo-themed Robot Chicken skit.
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
The Bowser is a common bootleg which has been posted several times already. I picked the image because it was on MarioWiki's Twitter feed, and I like how Bowser is juxtaposed with decidedly normal-looking figures (I think I even own the Mario one; if that's even a bootleg, looks pretty dang close to an official and the pose is better than the stiffer official ones IMO). You even see it in a Nintendo-themed Robot Chicken skit.
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That might of been it. In fact, I remember seeing something like it in the E3 Robot Chicken sketches from that one year.
 
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This powerup has always made me feel pretty uncomfortable.

The official artwork of it isn't even accurate. Mario's clearly sitting on Yoshi's ass, not his lower back. There's a reason the official artwork's positioning is different from what's actually going on in-game.
 
Yoshi would make that face and that body too if he found out what Mario was doing to him.