Favourite SSB4 trophy descriptions?

[Krizzy]

Let's squash a misconception right now— there is nothing worse than being turned into an eggplant. Just lettuce tell you, being hit by an eggplant bomb is humiliating. It leafs you without mushroom to maneuver and also makes you the laughing stalk of your friends.

A skull wreathed in flames. If that wasn't hardcore enough for you, blah blah blah Smash Run stuff, who cares?

Despite Luigi's crippling fear of...well, everything, Professor E. Gadd ropes him into taking care of some unruly ghosts. Here we have four types: the small, green ones are Greenies, the angry-looking, red ones are Slammers, the thin, blue ones are Hiders, and the big, yellow ones are Gobbers. What appropriate names!

[quote author=Souflee]One of the cuter enemies to come from Kid Icarus: Uprising. We could tell you it's a cake, but that would be a lie. See the little cherry on top? That's actually an eye! And the way it darts around unpredictably, evading your attempts to hit it, is anything but delicious. The stat boosts it drops really are worth getting stuck into, though!

[quote author=Rover]Always thrilled to meet new people on the move, he'll ask you your name and where you're moving to. Don't just answer with random nonsense, though. After all, you'll be stuck with the answers you give, and who wants to live in a town called "AAAAAAAA"?![/quote][/quote]


SSB4 seems to have this attitude towards everything that makes it so much more enjoyable. Also can be seen in the 50 new things Nintendo Direct for SSB4WU.

 

[NEXandGBX]

Oh no! Has the karma for smashing all those blocks finally caught up with Mario, and he's now doomed to wear a block on his head forever? Not at all! This Gold Block gives Mario coins whenever he runs and jumps. Cha-ching! Everyone loves getting more coins!

 

[Stargazing]

Meet the Inklings, a mysterious race of beings that can transform jnto a squid at will! They like to octopi their time with frantic, multicoloured turf wars, and they won't miss any oppor-tuna-ty to get to the top. And we wouldn't go so far as to call them cod's gift to fashion, but check out that fresh style!

i'm so fucking done