Ideas for new Mario Kart tracks

And I'm Javert said:
How about a track where the racers are shrunken down, and they're racing around the floor of some kid's bedroom like Hot Wheels cars?
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Like a part of the course would be on a slot car track? Would be great.
 
Hm, another idea: have racers travel through someone's digestive system.

On a bigger scale, what about a race through a disco party?
 
Paper Mario said:
Maᴙio said:
Hm, another idea: have racers travel through someone's digestive system.
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Only if it's Bowser's.

Bowser in the race can be explained by Bowser X.
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It doesn't need to be explained. We can just go with it because Mario likes to defy logic anyway.
 
Wario's digestive system or bust
 
It would make the game automatically M-rated.
 
Paper Mario said:
Maᴙio said:
Hm, another idea: have racers travel through someone's digestive system.
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Only if it's Bowser's.

Bowser in the race can be explained by Bowser X.
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Yoob could be in the running here.
 
For a moment, I thought you said, "Yoob could be the one running in there". That would've been logic-defying greatness.

How about characters driving through a bunch of generic movie settings, and the filter would make it appear as if you're in an old movie?
 
Maᴙio said:
How about characters driving through a bunch of generic movie settings, and the filter would make it appear as if you're in an old movie?
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I was thinking of a sad, depressing Mario location, like a ruins, with sad music.

To bolster the unfitting wackiness of Mario Kart of course.