Who do you think will be cut in MK9 and represent 8th Gen Mario Kart?

Similar to how Dry Bones represented 7th Gen Mario Kart.

  • Shy Guy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lakitu

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
What's with you and your obsession for cuts? Is adding more characters simply NOT an option in your bizarro fantasy land?
 
Can you please not refer to it as being "Dry Boned"?

That's sounds oddly sexual.

Also, nobody needs to be cut.
 
Ninelevendo said:
PGP is at least somewhat unique, being a heavyweight female and stuff.

Prefer Honey Queen over her
 
Baby Luigi said:
What's with you and your obsession for cuts? Is adding more characters simply NOT an option in your bizarro fantasy land?
He needs more room so he can fulfill his dream of a roster with only Daisy.
 
Ninelevendo said:
Vommack said:
Baby Luigi said:
What's with you and your obsession for cuts? Is adding more characters simply NOT an option in your bizarro fantasy land?
He needs more room so he can fulfill his dream of a roster with only Daisy.

Get out of my head.


How do you prefer a Honey Queen over here? What mad reasoning is this?
Now this concept may seem odd, but it's this miraculous thing called an opinion.
 
Ninelevendo said:
How do you prefer a Honey Queen over here? What mad reasoning is this?

Because she's essentially a female Wario.
 
Lumastar said:
I know you're a Wario sadist, but please don't compare her to Wario.

No

She's fat
She's yellow
She has a purple go-kart
She's hilarious to kill

That basically qualifies.
 
Lumastar said:
Baby Luigi said:
She's hilarious to kill
So you're a Honey Queen sadist too?

If she appeared playable in more games I might be one