Seriously, what's with that Pink Gold Peach?

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.
 
PeteyPiranhaPerson said:
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.
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Why hasn't the professor himself gotten to fucking race yet.
 
Dreamy Fawful said:
PeteyPiranhaPerson said:
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.
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Why hasn't the professor himself gotten to fucking race yet.
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because race didn't give E Gadd his consent. E Gadd doesn't want to go to prison.
 
Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.
 
Cirdec said:
Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.
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Yet babies driving is perfectly fine....?
 
E. Gadd has bad eyesight, so he can't race.

Then again I guess Petey Piranha doesn't even have eyes.
 
Baby Luigi said:
Cirdec said:
Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.
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Yet babies driving is perfectly fine....?
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Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:
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Of course they can race.
 
Cirdec said:
Baby Luigi said:
Cirdec said:
Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.
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Yet babies driving is perfectly fine....?
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Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:
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Of course they can race.
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Only Baby Mario and Baby Luigi which is a reason they're awesome

Racing is a much more disastrous torturous event compared to that though
 
Cirdec said:
Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:
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Of course they can race.
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But everyone knows they can't hold their own in Mario Party events.