Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!
Okay Rocker, soon?
Okay Rocker, soon?
UTDROTI ~ Our Very First Loser (First Elimination)
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DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!
You know it's bad when BMB gets impatient.
You know it's bad when BMB gets impatient.
Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!
Lol, you haven't been around long enough. If I'm impatient, that usually means nothing.
Dracomon said:
Lol, you haven't been around long enough. If I'm impatient, that usually means nothing.
DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!
And what do you do when it should get concerning?
And what do you do when it should get concerning?
Rocker64
~Massive Fangirl
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Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!
All of the competitors except Smasher and NSM, who lay face-down on the ground in front of me, are scrambling around the island searching for places to hide their idols. Slowly each and every team member returns empty handed.
Rocker: You two can get up now, your teams have returned, all idols have been hidden. Good luck.
Smasher and NSM both get up and stretch. They both ponder where to go for a mintue.
NSM: They...they could be anywhere!
Smasher decides to check the nearest place: The cabins! Inside his own team's cabin he finds his first idol. NSM is still lost at what to do, he slowly walks up to a random tree nearby and shakes it. By a stroke of luck an idol falls from it and knocks him square in the head.
NSM: OUCH! At least I found one though.
NSM attempts to search my special lodge nearby but my big bodyguard kicks him out. The two searchers end up walking right back where they started.
Smasher: I have no idea where to look for these idols!
NSM: They could have been hidden anywhere!
Suddenly like some kind of epiphany both Smasher and NSM at once jump at bmb and begin shoving their hands down his pants. BMB screams like a little girl as they do this.
BMB: GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS.
NSM: Okay we'll there definitely isn't one down there.
Smasher: I can't believe I just did that.
BMB runs away into the woods, leaving his pants on the ground, ripped up
Rocker: Can you two hurry this up, we don't have all day!
NSM: Uh yeah, I can do this! Im just going to run out and find them all!
NSM jogs off in a random direction. Smasher goes in a different direction. They're search comes up with nothing for a little while. All of the other competitors retire to the cabins and begin to doze off. Eventually Smasher comes across the camp bathrooms.
Smasher: They wouldn't! Would they?
Smasher shoves his hand down each toilet until he finally finds an idol.
Smasher: Still not as bad as BMB's pants.
NSM finds an idol inside the kitchen. Smasher wrestles one out of an alligator's mouth. NSM finds one in his own cabin inside his pillow. The two of them fight off my interns to each get one. Smasher fights off a herd of angry beavers in an underground tunnel to get one. NSM jump off the biggest cliff on the island and finds on at the base. Smasher soon follows and finds one of his at the base of the cliff as well. They both find one in the UTDWT plane wreckage. NSM finds a giant momma bird to get one surrounded by her eggs. NSM finds his 8th idol underwater after fighting off piranhas and eels. Smasher finds his 8th idol in the kitchen after deciding to take a break he finds it inside his soup.
NSM: I'm almost done, I can do this!
Smasher: Ugh, I can't even take a break anymore, the stupid idol is in my soup! Oh hey, I FOUND AN IDOL IN MY SOUP! Yes!
On two completely different sides of the island, the two competitors find their last idols at the same time. NSM rides a canoe out into the sea just to discover that the idol was in the canoe and begins sailing back to land. Smasher finds his last idol in a deep dark cave. They both quickly race back to the cabins, whoever makes it back first will win.
Rocker: This is SOO boring, why are they taking so long. I hope they died, that will get me some good ratings.
In the distance the two searchers can be seen running. The two teams slowly migrate out of their cabins, all fully rested now and begin cheering for their team mates.
Terrifying Troopas: GO NSM GO! GO NSM GO!
Maniacal Metroids: GO SMASHER! WIN! WIN! WIN! GO SMASHER!
As the two are running back at full speed suddenly NSM trips on a tree branch, all of his idols go flying up into the air. He dashes to collect them all. Smasher grins as he cruises towards his victory. Before Smasher can make it back to the cabins however, out from the forest jumps an alligator. It stands on two legs.
Smasher: YOU AGAIN!
Alligator: Hahaha, you can't win against me so easily!
Rocker: I see you've met Randy.
Randy begins to chase after Smasher giving NSM enough time to pick up his idols and get to the cabins.
Rocker: That makes NSM the winner! The Terrifying Troopas will be enjoying their victory for now, while the Maniacal Metroids have to send someone home!
The Troopas cheer. All of the Metroids hang their heads down and walk away. Smasher is still being chased by an Alligator. However as the Troopas are cheering helicopters come down from the sky, their spotlights on Ernesth.
Helicopter Pilot: ERNESTH, YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH MANY CRIMES, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, PLEASE COME QUIETLY.
Ernesth: NEVER, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME AND GET ME.
Ernesth begins to run, but Lily jumps from a bush and pins him down. She puts handcuffs on him and the helicopters fly down and grab him.
Rocker: Well that sure is interesting. Hey Lils, since you're here, why don't you join us?
Lily: Why not!
Rocker: Troopas, you can consider Ernesth out of the competition, but Lily will be taking his place on your team.
The Troopas cheer again.
Rocker: Now, I wonder who will be the first loser to get kicked off our lovely island? I bought this really cool thing to use when I kick people off to, you'll all LOVE it. I know I do.
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The Terrifying Troopas win the first challenge by a hair! Can they continue to win the challenges and leave the Metroids in the dust or was this just a stroke of luck for the Troopas? Who will be the first loser of the whole game? Stay tuned for the elimination ceremony!
Since both NSM and Smasher found their last idol at the same time, whoever found the 8th idol the fastest was the one who was victorious.
When I figured out that NSM and Smasher both picked "BMB's Pants" as their 3rd location to check, I instantly knew what to do in the story. *Evil laugh*
All of the competitors except Smasher and NSM, who lay face-down on the ground in front of me, are scrambling around the island searching for places to hide their idols. Slowly each and every team member returns empty handed.
Rocker: You two can get up now, your teams have returned, all idols have been hidden. Good luck.
Smasher and NSM both get up and stretch. They both ponder where to go for a mintue.
NSM: They...they could be anywhere!
Smasher decides to check the nearest place: The cabins! Inside his own team's cabin he finds his first idol. NSM is still lost at what to do, he slowly walks up to a random tree nearby and shakes it. By a stroke of luck an idol falls from it and knocks him square in the head.
NSM: OUCH! At least I found one though.
NSM attempts to search my special lodge nearby but my big bodyguard kicks him out. The two searchers end up walking right back where they started.
Smasher: I have no idea where to look for these idols!
NSM: They could have been hidden anywhere!
Suddenly like some kind of epiphany both Smasher and NSM at once jump at bmb and begin shoving their hands down his pants. BMB screams like a little girl as they do this.
BMB: GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS.
NSM: Okay we'll there definitely isn't one down there.
Smasher: I can't believe I just did that.
BMB runs away into the woods, leaving his pants on the ground, ripped up
Rocker: Can you two hurry this up, we don't have all day!
NSM: Uh yeah, I can do this! Im just going to run out and find them all!
NSM jogs off in a random direction. Smasher goes in a different direction. They're search comes up with nothing for a little while. All of the other competitors retire to the cabins and begin to doze off. Eventually Smasher comes across the camp bathrooms.
Smasher: They wouldn't! Would they?
Smasher shoves his hand down each toilet until he finally finds an idol.
Smasher: Still not as bad as BMB's pants.
NSM finds an idol inside the kitchen. Smasher wrestles one out of an alligator's mouth. NSM finds one in his own cabin inside his pillow. The two of them fight off my interns to each get one. Smasher fights off a herd of angry beavers in an underground tunnel to get one. NSM jump off the biggest cliff on the island and finds on at the base. Smasher soon follows and finds one of his at the base of the cliff as well. They both find one in the UTDWT plane wreckage. NSM finds a giant momma bird to get one surrounded by her eggs. NSM finds his 8th idol underwater after fighting off piranhas and eels. Smasher finds his 8th idol in the kitchen after deciding to take a break he finds it inside his soup.
NSM: I'm almost done, I can do this!
Smasher: Ugh, I can't even take a break anymore, the stupid idol is in my soup! Oh hey, I FOUND AN IDOL IN MY SOUP! Yes!
On two completely different sides of the island, the two competitors find their last idols at the same time. NSM rides a canoe out into the sea just to discover that the idol was in the canoe and begins sailing back to land. Smasher finds his last idol in a deep dark cave. They both quickly race back to the cabins, whoever makes it back first will win.
Rocker: This is SOO boring, why are they taking so long. I hope they died, that will get me some good ratings.
In the distance the two searchers can be seen running. The two teams slowly migrate out of their cabins, all fully rested now and begin cheering for their team mates.
Terrifying Troopas: GO NSM GO! GO NSM GO!
Maniacal Metroids: GO SMASHER! WIN! WIN! WIN! GO SMASHER!
As the two are running back at full speed suddenly NSM trips on a tree branch, all of his idols go flying up into the air. He dashes to collect them all. Smasher grins as he cruises towards his victory. Before Smasher can make it back to the cabins however, out from the forest jumps an alligator. It stands on two legs.
Smasher: YOU AGAIN!
Alligator: Hahaha, you can't win against me so easily!
Rocker: I see you've met Randy.
Randy begins to chase after Smasher giving NSM enough time to pick up his idols and get to the cabins.
Rocker: That makes NSM the winner! The Terrifying Troopas will be enjoying their victory for now, while the Maniacal Metroids have to send someone home!
The Troopas cheer. All of the Metroids hang their heads down and walk away. Smasher is still being chased by an Alligator. However as the Troopas are cheering helicopters come down from the sky, their spotlights on Ernesth.
Helicopter Pilot: ERNESTH, YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH MANY CRIMES, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, PLEASE COME QUIETLY.
Ernesth: NEVER, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME AND GET ME.
Ernesth begins to run, but Lily jumps from a bush and pins him down. She puts handcuffs on him and the helicopters fly down and grab him.
Rocker: Well that sure is interesting. Hey Lils, since you're here, why don't you join us?
Lily: Why not!
Rocker: Troopas, you can consider Ernesth out of the competition, but Lily will be taking his place on your team.
The Troopas cheer again.
Rocker: Now, I wonder who will be the first loser to get kicked off our lovely island? I bought this really cool thing to use when I kick people off to, you'll all LOVE it. I know I do.
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The Terrifying Troopas win the first challenge by a hair! Can they continue to win the challenges and leave the Metroids in the dust or was this just a stroke of luck for the Troopas? Who will be the first loser of the whole game? Stay tuned for the elimination ceremony!
NSM:
1. (6 - Gutesh 1/9)
2. (4 - Nothing)
3. (15 - Nothing)
4. (2 - Nothing)
5. (5 - POP 2/9)
6. (10 - Nothing)
7. (1 - Toad85 3/9)
8. (3 - Nitwit 4/9)
9. (16 - Nothing)
10. (7 - NSY 5/9)
11. (8 - Nothing)
12. (12 - Nothing)
13. (17 - Nothing)
14. (9 - NEX 6/9)
15. (11 - Nothing)
16. (18 - Icey 7/9)
17. (13 - Nothing)
18. (14 - GBAToad 8/9)
19. (20 - Nothing)
20. (19 - LTQ 9/9)
METROIDS:
1. Trembling Troopa's Cabin (Toad85)
3. The Intern's Shack (Nitwit)
5. The Kitchen (POP)
6. That Tree Over There (Gutesh)
7. "The Cliff" (NSY)
9. Gutesh's Matress (NEX)
14. Underwater (GBAToad)
18. In a Bird's Nest (Icemario)
19. In A Canoe (LTQ)
Smasher:
1. (2 - Tantusar 1/9)
2. (1 - Nothing)
3. (15 - Nothing)
4. (11 - Nothing)
5. (12 - Cirdec 2/9)
6. (17 - MCD 3/9)
7. (6 - Nothing)
8. (3 - FE 4/9)
9. (4 - Nothing)
10. (20 - Smg2daisy 5/9)
11. (9 - Nothing)
12. (7 - BMB 6/9)
13. (16 - Nothing)
14. (13 - Nothing)
15. (8 - GKI 7/9)
16. (14 - Nothing)
17. (19 - Nothing)
18. (18 - Nothing)
19. (5 - Lily 8/9)
20. (10 - DF 9/9)
TROOPAS:
2. Maniacal Metroid's Cabin (Tantusar)
3. The Intern's Shack (FE)
5. The Kitchen (Lily/Ernesth)
7. "The Cliff" (BMB)
8. The UTDWR Plane Wreckage (GKI)
10. Deep Dark Cave (DF)
12. The Actual Bathrooms (Cirdec)
17. Inside An Aligator's Mouth (MCD)
20. Underground (Smg2daisy)
1. (6 - Gutesh 1/9)
2. (4 - Nothing)
3. (15 - Nothing)
4. (2 - Nothing)
5. (5 - POP 2/9)
6. (10 - Nothing)
7. (1 - Toad85 3/9)
8. (3 - Nitwit 4/9)
9. (16 - Nothing)
10. (7 - NSY 5/9)
11. (8 - Nothing)
12. (12 - Nothing)
13. (17 - Nothing)
14. (9 - NEX 6/9)
15. (11 - Nothing)
16. (18 - Icey 7/9)
17. (13 - Nothing)
18. (14 - GBAToad 8/9)
19. (20 - Nothing)
20. (19 - LTQ 9/9)
METROIDS:
1. Trembling Troopa's Cabin (Toad85)
3. The Intern's Shack (Nitwit)
5. The Kitchen (POP)
6. That Tree Over There (Gutesh)
7. "The Cliff" (NSY)
9. Gutesh's Matress (NEX)
14. Underwater (GBAToad)
18. In a Bird's Nest (Icemario)
19. In A Canoe (LTQ)
Smasher:
1. (2 - Tantusar 1/9)
2. (1 - Nothing)
3. (15 - Nothing)
4. (11 - Nothing)
5. (12 - Cirdec 2/9)
6. (17 - MCD 3/9)
7. (6 - Nothing)
8. (3 - FE 4/9)
9. (4 - Nothing)
10. (20 - Smg2daisy 5/9)
11. (9 - Nothing)
12. (7 - BMB 6/9)
13. (16 - Nothing)
14. (13 - Nothing)
15. (8 - GKI 7/9)
16. (14 - Nothing)
17. (19 - Nothing)
18. (18 - Nothing)
19. (5 - Lily 8/9)
20. (10 - DF 9/9)
TROOPAS:
2. Maniacal Metroid's Cabin (Tantusar)
3. The Intern's Shack (FE)
5. The Kitchen (Lily/Ernesth)
7. "The Cliff" (BMB)
8. The UTDWR Plane Wreckage (GKI)
10. Deep Dark Cave (DF)
12. The Actual Bathrooms (Cirdec)
17. Inside An Aligator's Mouth (MCD)
20. Underground (Smg2daisy)
Since both NSM and Smasher found their last idol at the same time, whoever found the 8th idol the fastest was the one who was victorious.
When I figured out that NSM and Smasher both picked "BMB's Pants" as their 3rd location to check, I instantly knew what to do in the story. *Evil laugh*
DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search
That was comedy gold.
That was comedy gold.
DragonFreak
Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly!
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)
I agree.
I agree.
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Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)
Heheh. Congrats Troopas.
Heheh. Congrats Troopas.
New Super Mario
Ghirahim
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)
I'm just that amazing.
I'm just that amazing.
