What would/will you name your children?

What about people who name their children after fantasy novels?
 
Travis Touchdown said:
yeah I'm pretty sure nobody that names their children after video game and cartoon characters should be allowed to reproduce
why
 
but what if you name your child after a real person who then has a biographical cartoon made about their life
 
I plan on naming my child "hey, beat me up".

I think it's pretty straightforward, wouldn't want to give any elementary school bullies unnecessary work.