Contra(dictory)
also I hang out here, I guess
Tauriel said:
Reason 1. A child is an important part of you and your partner that should be loved, cared for and taken utterly seriously, not given absurd fantasy names that're more or less guaranteed to give them hell. About 99% percent of people posting in this thread are fucking nerds, and what happens to fucking nerds in school and in life?
I shouldn't have to answer that question. Remember the shitty things that people have done to you, now imagine how much worse it was if your name was fucking Roxas.
Reason 2: Look back up there. You see the "taken utterly seriously" part? Well, yeah, kids are new life and pretty much deserve that. Every good decision you make will help them grow into a better, happier person, and every shitty decision you make, like naming them fucking Fluttershy, will make their lives worse because you're too fucking stupid to understand that life isn't a game.
Let me wrap this up. In this thread alone, I've seen people with the horribly mistaken belief that you can control the gender of a child *cough*, that people of the opposite gender are like fucking dogs *coughCOUGHcough*, and that you can go and give your children the most fucking stupid name and somehow think that that doesn't reflect badly on you or them.
Before I descend into a coughing fit because of how much condensed bullshit is in a single thread, I just want to say that if you lack the emotional maturity to understand how children work (most of you don't seem to) and if you lack the common sense not to give them "please punch me in the face" names, you do not deserve to reproduce.
A child is a whole new life in your fucking hands. That is one of the world's deepest, most profound things, and you want to name that little bundle of joy Gregorios? The fuck?
sidenote: if your chosen fantasy name is actually a real name that isn't dumb, you're fine
sidenote's sidenote: also preaching "emotional maturity" in a thread filled with teens and preteens is kind of fucking dumb. this thread was a horrible idea from its inception.
