Superpowers

[LN1]

You quit your current job, the new one doesn't pay enough, and before you know it, you're forced live on the streets.


The ability to shout "Bananas" to get free bananas at a rate of 5 times a day.

 

[Kong Rong]

You are allergic to Bananas
The ability to make it snow no matter what the temp is

 

[RandomYoshi]

You get buried in the snow, though.

The ability to survive extreme temperatures, both cold and warm.

 

[Kong Rong]

you can survive them by going into a deep sleep
the ability to be the worlds greatest journalist

 

[Recon-Seven]

Only if you tried to claims to be the journalist
The ability to make people crying upon touch with right arm.

 

[Specific Neptune]

everyone you love cries whenever you try to hug them, if they're crying already, you hug them, they cry even more until they dehydrate and die

the ability to make cheese with your right foot

 

[MCD]

you are killed by jealous cheesemakers.

the ability to be classier than shoey

 

[Cirdec]

You become so class that everyone harass you and you decide to leave forever.

The ability to survive without eating and drinking.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

You die by lack of sleep.
The ability to summon Yoshis.

 

[Shyghoul]

They Eat you.

The ability to make all avatars pictures of dogs.

 

[Anton]

Unfortunately, cats are cuter.

Ability to alter the density of your body (lower to walk through walls, higher to become immovable, etc.)

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

But you can't breath when your density is changed.

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