Superpowers

Anton

kero?
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Suddenly you've been blasted with radiation! Or bit by a radioactive cow! Or blessed by a god! Or are a god yourself! Or you found a magic ring! Or you're a gross mutant! Doesn't matter, you now have awesome superpowers and can show them off to people at parties and make them all jealous.

Problem is, they all have a catch.



This game is fairly straightforward. Respond to someone's superpower with a limit, a catch, and downfall, something that nullifies the power or makes it absurd or whatever; then post your own.

Each power and response can be serious, silly, nonsensical, wordy, simple, whatever. Powers can also be repeated throughout this topic if necessary, just don't do the same one over and over and over. The only rule is that you must reply to the post above yours. If you can't think of a way to respond to one, don't post! If one needs to be skipped, I'll come in and do so, but otherwise just be creative and have fun with this!

The game will go something like this:

Bob said:
Invisibility
George said:
Your clothes can't become invisible so you must be naked.

Super Strength
So let's start off with Super Strength.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
Anytime you grab something it breaks because you are so STRONG.

Teleportation.
 

Master Crash

The Dragon of the West
Chat Operator
You can't see where you're teleporting, so you die by teleporting into a volcano.

Super Speed.
 

Anton

kero?
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
You can't think as quickly as you can run, so you end up slamming into walls and things.

Can breathe underwater :blooper:
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
You eat a lot of plankton while breathing and die.

Able to turn yourself on fire without being burned.
 

Seteth

I have something to ask of you...
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Retired Wiki Staff
Your vision is five-dimensional, your mind can't process it, and you go insane.

The ability to eat everything without ill effects.
 

Anton

kero?
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Including digesting your own stomach.

Ability to boost your senses.
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
You hear everything, making your mind go berserk.

The ability to have no superpowers.
 

Gamefreak75

"The hated boss who beats you down..."
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Forum Mod
Retired Wiki Staff
You're so cool, you accidentally encase yourself in a block of ice and then shatter into a million pieces.

The power to manipulate time.
 

Master Crash

The Dragon of the West
Chat Operator
You can only move one second into the future and your power never stops working.

X-ray vision.
 

Anton

kero?
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
You see through everything all the time.

The ability to use GTA cheat codes in real life (full ammo, full health/armor, summon cars out of the sky, etc.)
 

Hobbes

Star Spirit
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
You always have cops chasing you wherever you go.

The ability to read others' minds.
 

Mario4Ever

A price for everything.
Retired Wiki Staff
You become depressed because every mind you read contains negative thoughts about you.

Shapeshifting.
 

Yoshi K

Come with me if you want cookies
You can only shift to geometric shapes.

The power to fly.
 

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
you get sucked into an airplane
you get the ability to never face consequences
 

Anton

kero?
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
All consequences happen behind your back.

Life becomes too boring for you as you are now able to do whatever you want. This then becomes a consequence of your power, and because the universe doesn't feel like trying to equal your ability out, it decides to just explode and restart itself from the big bang.

The ability to be indestructible.
 

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
as a side effect all of the worlds alligators want to eat you
The ability to control sandwiches
 

Master Crash

The Dragon of the West
Chat Operator
Everyone stops making sandwiches in fear of you abusing your powers.

The ability to create food out of thin air.
 

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
all you can create is expired meat
the ability to be a mod of every forum
 

Anton

kero?
Chat Administrator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
(Assuming you take advantage of this ability,) You have no time to do anything else, and you die by low Hunger/Bladder/Social/Energy, Sims style.

Laser vision, pew pew
 

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
the lasers just bounce off of people
THE ABILITY TO BOUNCE REALLY HIGH
 

Master Crash

The Dragon of the West
Chat Operator
You never get past the first bounce because you failed to land properly.

Communication with animals
 

Garlic Man

Name-change free since 2018
this is essentially the same game as 'good wishes aren't always good wishes,' but ok



you fall really hard


the ability to speak korean


well fuck i got post conflicted.

the animals all speak in korean
 
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