Superpowers

You are allergic to Bananas
The ability to make it snow no matter what the temp is
 
You get buried in the snow, though.

The ability to survive extreme temperatures, both cold and warm.
 
you can survive them by going into a deep sleep
the ability to be the worlds greatest journalist
 
Only if you tried to claims to be the journalist
The ability to make people crying upon touch with right arm.
 
everyone you love cries whenever you try to hug them, if they're crying already, you hug them, they cry even more until they dehydrate and die

the ability to make cheese with your right foot
 
you are killed by jealous cheesemakers.

the ability to be classier than shoey
 
You become so class that everyone harass you and you decide to leave forever.

The ability to survive without eating and drinking.
 
They Eat you.

The ability to make all avatars pictures of dogs.
 
Unfortunately, cats are cuter.

Ability to alter the density of your body (lower to walk through walls, higher to become immovable, etc.)
 
You get mobbed by fans everywhere you go.

Power to destroy Neptune.(the planet)
 
No one likes you anymore.

The power to delete porple's account.
 
Porple beats you up in real life
the ability to turn everyone (except Shoey) into a brony
 
Star Wars 7 is stopped in favor of MLP projects.

The ability to turn into a marshmallow.
 
you are eaten
the ability to make it so mlp is never canceled
 
The show becomes stale.

The ability to turn your best friend into a cow.
 
you lose him in a field of other cows
the ability to control the moon
 
The tides get fucked up,flooding Florida.

The ability to make humans.
 
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