Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...

[Lario]

AT - Giga Living Donut

A giant donut that is alive...

It attacks by eating people! RUN!

You have to be a gluttonous character like Kirby or Homer Simpson to counter attack this... A bit.

Kirby's not fat he's just realy puffy, it's not fat that makes him fat looking, it's just because he's got alot of air in him, and since he can't fart to get it out like regular people, he keeps the air in his mouth, making him look fat.

I'm saying someone who eats alot.

Apparentlyy, one person ho can counter attack the Giant Cake AT is Peach since she akes them.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

AT - Giga Living Donut

A giant donut that is alive...

It attacks by eating people! RUN!

You have to be a gluttonous character like Kirby or Homer Simpson to counter attack this... A bit.

Kirby's not fat he's just realy puffy, it's not fat that makes him fat looking, it's just because he's got alot of air in him, and since he can't fart to get it out like regular people, he keeps the air in his mouth, making him look fat.

I'm saying someone who eats alot.

Apparentlyy, one person ho can counter attack the Giant Cake AT is Peach since she akes them.

She akes them?

 

[Lario]

AT - Giga Living Donut

A giant donut that is alive...

It attacks by eating people! RUN!

You have to be a gluttonous character like Kirby or Homer Simpson to counter attack this... A bit.

Kirby's not fat he's just realy puffy, it's not fat that makes him fat looking, it's just because he's got alot of air in him, and since he can't fart to get it out like regular people, he keeps the air in his mouth, making him look fat.

I'm saying someone who eats alot.

Apparentlyy, one person ho can counter attack the Giant Cake AT is Peach since she akes them.

She akes them?

Sorry, didn't bother to fix that.

Anyway, she bakes them.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

AT - Giga Living Donut

A giant donut that is alive...

It attacks by eating people! RUN!

You have to be a gluttonous character like Kirby or Homer Simpson to counter attack this... A bit.

Kirby's not fat he's just realy puffy, it's not fat that makes him fat looking, it's just because he's got alot of air in him, and since he can't fart to get it out like regular people, he keeps the air in his mouth, making him look fat.

I'm saying someone who eats alot.

Apparentlyy, one person ho can counter attack the Giant Cake AT is Peach since she akes them.

She akes them?

Sorry, didn't bother to fix that.

Anyway, she bakes them.

There's alot of typos in that sentance, like "Apparentlyy" and "ho".

 

[Lario]

AT - Giga Living Donut

A giant donut that is alive...

It attacks by eating people! RUN!

You have to be a gluttonous character like Kirby or Homer Simpson to counter attack this... A bit.

Kirby's not fat he's just realy puffy, it's not fat that makes him fat looking, it's just because he's got alot of air in him, and since he can't fart to get it out like regular people, he keeps the air in his mouth, making him look fat.

I'm saying someone who eats alot.

Apparentlyy, one person ho can counter attack the Giant Cake AT is Peach since she akes them.

She akes them?

Sorry, didn't bother to fix that.

Anyway, she bakes them.

There's alot of typos in that sentance, like "Apparentlyy" and "ho".

Blame it on my crappy keyboard.

AT - Malleo

The same as Weegee.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

AT - Giga Living Donut

A giant donut that is alive...

It attacks by eating people! RUN!

You have to be a gluttonous character like Kirby or Homer Simpson to counter attack this... A bit.

Kirby's not fat he's just realy puffy, it's not fat that makes him fat looking, it's just because he's got alot of air in him, and since he can't fart to get it out like regular people, he keeps the air in his mouth, making him look fat.

I'm saying someone who eats alot.

Apparentlyy, one person ho can counter attack the Giant Cake AT is Peach since she akes them.

She akes them?

Sorry, didn't bother to fix that.

Anyway, she bakes them.

There's alot of typos in that sentance, like "Apparentlyy" and "ho".

Blame it on my crappy keyboard.

AT - Malleo

The same as Weegee.

Who The Crap is "Malleo"!?!

 

[Lario]

The Weegee version of Mario.

Less popular than Weegee himself.

 

[Stooben]

The Weegee version of Mario.

Less popular than Weegee himself.

At least we all know Weegee is too good for a SSB game.

 

[Smiddle]

The Weegee version of Mario.

Less popular than Weegee himself.

At least we all know Weegee is too good for a SSB game.

He's too good for his own series too.

...or even a second appearance in a Mario game.

 

[Lario]

Meh, 'K.

AT - SM64 Peach

A clone of the SM64, Peacch. Unaffected by graphics, she brings someone nearby through a door to have cake...

However, this causes aninant KO for the fact the player is off the stage.


^That was meh.