Ok, so let's try this once more. This time without going insane halfway through.
*grumble grumble*
One unnecessary tutorial fight later.
Wait...
Oh my goddess, she is praising me. So this is what this feels like?
It's beautiful. I hope it will never stop.
Noooo! ._.
This is all your fault somehow, Mr. Back Door Guard!
He noticed my crabby mood and the fact that I have a sword, so he went quiet and quickly hurried out of the way.
I may not be able to harm them, but as long as I can make them fear me... hee hee hee.
Speaking of harm, this is the area behind the castle, and there is some tasty sword fodder already.
Since it is obscured by the little name box, I'm sure I can get away with being as gruesome as I want! How delightful!
Finally I have found a practical use for years of pent-up frustration!
What's this?
I don't care what it is. Soon it won't be very recognizable anymore anyway.
This feels a lot better than it should.
Oh, yeah, sure. Now you're talking down to me, but a minute ago you were all curled up and rocking back and forth.
You understood me, pal.
Yeah, he quickly changed the subject. I guess he realizes I'm not one to yield to types like him.
Sure.
Have fun with those recovery hearts.
Oooooooooooh! It's bulbous and round and blue. O___O
...
It must be a giant plum!
It's smoking...
Maybe this is a self-roasting plum? Do these exist?
Ah, who cares! I'm going to have a feast!
Oahohohoho...
Zelda, why aren't you laughing with me? You're ruining my vibe he-- wait.
What?
Oh my... owwwww! All over my face!!