What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Specific Neptune]

Stop obsessing over Lord Of the Rings or I will eat you

Hang on, what? I was talking about Blue Paratroopa eating other people's hearts. WHERE WAS THE LOTR REFERENCE?!

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Sollux Captor looks at Radagast the Brown, and finds him rather uninteresting. He goes back to being a ridiculously insane psychic hacker and leaves Radagast alone, wondering who in the world Sollux was.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

[me=YoshiMonsta]eats face of and goes "mmmm"[/me]

 

[SonicMario]

That's a cute dragon-like thing. ...Why is it wearing a saddle?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

That's a yummy pony thing you have there, but why is it purple

 

[SonicMario]

Yummy?! Are all creatures like you here look at everyone and think of eating them like ugly over there? *Thinking of Sauron* But yes. I'm purple. What's it to you? You're a rather bright green after all

 

[Pandapowah]

Panda growls at Twilight and tries to intimidate her with its chainsaw arms.

 

[SonicMario]

*Steps back and makes sure to keep her distance*

Whoa there big guy, I don't know why you're mad at me but I'll gladly move if I'm in the way of something your after.

 

[RandomGuy]

You've got to stop trying to eat people's hearts now. It's getting annoying.

I'm driven by instinct to do this

 

[NotABannableOffense]

You will become part of the experiment.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You will become part of the salad.

Sollux does nothing. What is he supposed to do? It's just a turnip with some glasses.

 

[Specific Neptune]

*picks up Sollux, and puts him down hard onto the turnip, squashing it*