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This is the realm of Bowserpedia, young Twilight. Neptune is the owner of this realm, and-

Neptune: SQUEEEEEE!!! IT'S TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

[me=Neptune]runs up to Twilight and gives her a big bear hug[/me]
 
Is a bit scared at first but calms as soon as she knows he's just hugging her. Er... thanks... I guess? ...Can you put me down, your big scaly arms aren't all that comfy, no offense.
 
Neptune: BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

Put her down, Neptune!

Neptune: Awww...

[me=Neptune]puts Twilight down.[/me]

Young Twilight, do you have any questions for Mr. Neptune?
 
Radagast the Brown said:
Neptune: BUT I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU

Put her down, Neptune!

Neptune: Awww...

[me=Neptune]puts Twilight down.[/me]

Young Twilight, do you have any questions for Mr. Neptune?
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Is a little creeped out by now but thanks Neptune for letting go of her

I uh actually don't really know what to ask. It's just all crazy here. Though I've seen worse, when a creature named Discord had control of Equestria... though at least Discord didn't use so much fowl language and insults. Is any of the information in the articles even true? Because I have a hard time doing so...
 
That's all right, dear. Neptune, do you have anything to ask Twilight?

Neptune: YEAH ARE THERE ANY IMAGES OF TWILIGHT DASH SHIPPING ON THE INTER-*whack*

[me=Radagast]whacked Neptune on the back of the head with his staff[/me]

That's NOT the type of thing you must ask a woman.

I apologise for Neptune's crass behaviour, Miss Twilight.
 
You look embarrassed, Twilight, as if someone just uncovered a dark secret of yours...

Never mind, eh? Where do you want to go next?
 
Oh no that's not it at all! Neptune's actions are just a tiny bit creeping me out...

Uh I'll let you guide me or something. I know nothing about this place so I don't want to choose a place where something crazy could pop out of nowhere.
 
Very well then. Neptune, do you want to come with us?

Neptune: Blargleewoogahpupple*burp*

Err....I'll take that as a no. Very well then. To Sysop tower! [me=Radagast]clicks his fingers, and within a few seconds, the two are in Sky City.[/me]