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[Specific Neptune]

Stop obsessing over Lord Of the Rings or I will eat you

Hang on, what? I was talking about Blue Paratroopa eating other people's hearts. WHERE WAS THE LOTR REFERENCE?!

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Sollux Captor looks at Radagast the Brown, and finds him rather uninteresting. He goes back to being a ridiculously insane psychic hacker and leaves Radagast alone, wondering who in the world Sollux was.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

[me=YoshiMonsta]eats face of and goes "mmmm"[/me]

 

[SonicMario]

That's a cute dragon-like thing. ...Why is it wearing a saddle?

 

[YoshiMonsta]

That's a yummy pony thing you have there, but why is it purple

 

[SonicMario]

Yummy?! Are all creatures like you here look at everyone and think of eating them like ugly over there? *Thinking of Sauron* But yes. I'm purple. What's it to you? You're a rather bright green after all

 

[Pandapowah]

Panda growls at Twilight and tries to intimidate her with its chainsaw arms.

 

[SonicMario]

*Steps back and makes sure to keep her distance*

Whoa there big guy, I don't know why you're mad at me but I'll gladly move if I'm in the way of something your after.

 

[RandomGuy]

You've got to stop trying to eat people's hearts now. It's getting annoying.

I'm driven by instinct to do this

 

[NotABannableOffense]

You will become part of the experiment.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You will become part of the salad.

Sollux does nothing. What is he supposed to do? It's just a turnip with some glasses.

 

[Specific Neptune]

*picks up Sollux, and puts him down hard onto the turnip, squashing it*

 

[Cirdec]

Hey thanks for the jelly baby that was pleasant.

 

[Specific Neptune]

No problem, madam.

 

[SonicMario]

You remind me of some of the stories I've read about Pirates. Of course, the big difference being you're not a pony but regardless.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Pirates, my dear lass? I am a wizard. We fight off pirates, not side with them.

 

[SonicMario]

O-Oh I'm sorry. It's just that scraggly beard, that hat and clothing reminds me more of pirates. But if you're a wizard well... even better ^^ I love wizards! Some day I might be kinda one myself, after I've mastered some more magic spells.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I could give you some extraneous training, if you'd like.

 

[SonicMario]

That'd be great! Albeit I'm not sure if your magic applies to the same way I do. As mine comes out of the horn on the top of my head. While you do something different.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Good. Your training begins by answering one small question.


QUICK!! WHO WAS THE FIRST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM?!!

 

[SonicMario]

Good. Your training begins by answering one small question.


QUICK!! WHO WAS THE FIRST PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM?!!

Uh... wha? What's the United Kingdom?

 

[Specific Neptune]

The United Kingdom of Bowserpedia? Haven't you seen it, yet?

 

[SonicMario]

The United Kingdom of Bowserpedia? Haven't you seen it, yet?

I'm afraid not, All I know is much of Equestria. I don't instantly know everything about other universes...

 

[Specific Neptune]

My apologies, dear girl. I shall transport us there INSTANTLY!

[me=Radagast]rises his staff, and with a large bang, Radagast and Twilight are transported to Bowserpedia.[/me]

 

[SonicMario]

My apologies, dear girl. I shall transport us there INSTANTLY!

[me=Radagast]rises his staff, and with a large bang, Radagast and Twilight are transported to Bowserpedia.[/me]

W-what the..? I see... random stuff like some quotes from people named... Smasher? MCD? Neptune99?

*She sniffs the air* And is it just me or do I smell cheese?

What kind of place is this?!