What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Princess Céline]

The baby gator would have a new toy to play with!

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Awwwww how cute! I want to pet it! It doesn't bite, does it?

 

[Princess Céline]

The life preserver will give you a death stare!

 

[Redboot]

Reminds me of a sketch I did once. It starts "Still no sign of land, sir. How long is it?"

 

[Princess Céline]

You would be invited to board the ship.

 

[Dr. Peach]

Maria Renard: It would be nice to ride the ship.

 

[Princess Céline]

Welcome aboard!

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Has everybody gotten their tetanus shots?

 

[Princess Céline]

No.

 

[Redboot]

I think folks would like to see a big rusty boat on a Monty Python programme.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The only boat I know of is a talking boat called Virgil.

 

[Dr. Peach]

Maria Renard: Hey, I'm Maria Renard. I love to beat vampires with my doves or owls.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Me, I kill zombies. Francis thinks they're vampires, though.

 

[Princess Céline]

Mario looks like he thinks that if it is a good idea to enter the ship or not.

 

[Meta Knight]

That ship looks a bit dirty for my tastes

 

[NathanBros]

Nah, too cute.

 

[Princess Céline]

I would ship you for free to your desired place.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Don't ship me with anyone please.

 

[Princess Céline]

The life preserver doesn't seem to like you.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Good.

I'll just find another one to eat.

 

[Princess Céline]

take a look inside that shipping container

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Let me put some gloves on.

 

[Princess Céline]

The sign is dirty. Can you clean it?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

With a little hand sanitizer. Hope it's not infected.

 

[Princess Céline]

If I were you, I'd be more scared of the water.