What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[LN1]

Hello weird boy. Remember to avoid contact with me as I explode on contact. my system is quite sensitive too.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I can try to make you implode instead

 

[LN1]

Tough luck kid. Contact with me at all activates my explosion mechanism. I'd suggest avoiding making mashed potato out of me.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I can't even talk to you?

 

[LN1]

Well you can I suppose. Just be careful of approaching me even if you don't make contact because my sensor light constantly flashes when anybody is near. c:

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Here's a walkie-talkie. I have one too. We can talk like this in a distance

 

[Shyghoul]

I mean it this time,surrender the donut.

 

[GalacticPetey]

*roars*

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I mean it this time,surrender the donut.

Say, "please"

*roars*

Roar? Can someone translate

 

[Amphituber]

*roar*: Giantmonsterese for "I want a hug"
Dragonese for *roar*
Wookie for "But Haaaaaaannn I'm booooored!"

 

[Xiahou Ba]

What's your name again?

 

[Shyghoul]

That's it kid,this is your last warning,give up the donut or die.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

But you didn't say, "Please"! It's the magic word! See, I'm giving you hints.

 

[Shyghoul]

AJ:You can go ahead and keep that donut youngin'.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Too late. I already ate it in panic.

 

[LN1]

Isn't it odd that I get planted with the only purpose of being a delayed trap? It's kinda like if my life's purpose was to end it and another not so innocent creature's life when you think about it.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Bob-ombs and Bullet Bills have that fate too.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*Point gun at the little crybaby green cap boy*

 

[Specific Neptune]

Scout!

 

[marioman1213]

Hey Radagast! How's my siblings Palmon and Shroomboom doing?

 

[Shyghoul]

AJ:Do you think Flutershy wants one of those?
RD:I'm not sure,it looks kind of aggressive.

 

[Shoko]

♪ tweet tweet ♫

 

[Shyghoul]

RD:Lets Race!!

 

[LN1]

Watch your step horses, for my explosive mechanism was meant for use against zombies, but can activate on any solid or liquid object; alive, dead, or nonliving.

 

[marioman1213]

Hey-o Robot-thingy.

Want to visit my friend Drill Sergeant?