You Know You've Played Mario Games Too Much When...

When you eat a mushroom with eyeballs and have no condolences. :o
 
When you get sales for an awesome stache
 
When you jump off a cliff near an observatory and expect to be pulled back up
 
Shadow Queen said:
When a witch replaces your voices with an "explosive" Vocabulary.
When you make coffee with beans
 
When you think that Piranha Fish + Pinto Bean = Piranha Bean.
 
Stooben Rooben said:
When you think that Piranha Fish + Pinto Bean = Piranha Bean.
When you thought the Fish was named after the Flower.
 
When you try to get a star from the sky and (weirdly) you eat it and then run into a zoo with hungry and angry rhinos and Koopas.

When you think I'm bad coz I am a Koopa.
 
When you thought eating a blue turtle would make you sprout wings and fly.