What do You Think would Happen if Disney Bought Nintendo?

So, should Disney buy Nintendo?

  • Yes because Pixar and Marvel are fine and/or Nintendo is in bad shape.

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • No because they would make everything too kid-friendly, and I would want to stage a coup d'etat.

    Votes: 9 47.4%
  • I don't think there's any way of knowing for now.

    Votes: 8 42.1%

  • Total voters
    19

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
Disney has the Muppets, Pixar, and Marvel, so what would happen if they bought Nintendo? Would they ruin any game franchises? Would they save any game franchises? Can you see the future? Is there any way of knowing?

Here are two predictions told in parodies of Disney Songs:

1: What I think would happen...

An ensemble of Nintendo characters dances with creatures from Bambi.

Gather everyone from far and near.
No more things that would cause children fear.
I have some good news you’ll love to hear:
We’re all obligated to bring cheer!

Now Bowser’s emotions all are shared.
Yoshi is drunken of fresh air.
Ganondorf believes in playing fair.
Pikachu is braiding Samus’ hair.

Too much violence can be bad taste,
So Kirby and Link bake fresh cupcakes.
Mario dances and Donkey Kong sings.
Captain Falcon wears a purity ring.

We’re a happy family for kids
’Cause we all forgot who Spyro is.
Say goodbye to heroes who are tough.
We can never play it safe enough!

2: What more optimistic people might think would happen...

(Random African-sounding nonsense)

An array of Nintendo characters gathers at small cliff where Captain Falcon is standing.

(Back-up singers: Disney-Nintendo, Disney Nintendo x infiniti)

On the day that they first signed that contract
And Nintendo became Disney’s tool,
Disney gave to Nintendo fresh ideas that they needed.
Nintendo got tons of money to blow
IN THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE!

On that note, Captain Falcon holds up a baby-sized adult Mario with Mickey Mouse ears. The characters below rejoice by acting like monkeys. In the case of Donkey and Diddy Kong, they just act like themselves.

Great things await all,
And Pixar will make films
About SSB Brawl.

The other Nintendo characters bow in submission to the awesomeness of Mickey Mario.

There is no downside
To getting your hopes up
For the awesomeness
OF THE CONTRACT FOR LIFE!

(Me and backup singers: AWESOME!)

I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
 

Dr. Javelin

Nathan Latsk
I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Not aiming for the kids, of course.
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
Jack Noir said:
I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Not aiming for the kids, of course,
Wow, that seems a little harsh! Anyone else?
 

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
Meteors would crash into the earth destroying Disney Land and Niagara Falls
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
Jack Noir said:
In time you shall learn to appreciate sarcasm as I do.
Don't worry, I'm the king of sarcasm. I was just playing along.
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
Plunderbird said:
Jack Noir said:
Plunderbird said:
Meteors would crash into the earth destroying Disney Land and Niagara Falls
[me=Jack_Noir]hands Shoe one of his AK-47s[/me]
[me=Plunderbird]Kills Ben Franklin[/me]
Since when does Ben Franklin have anything to do with Disney?
 

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
ColonelKR said:
Plunderbird said:
Jack Noir said:
Plunderbird said:
Meteors would crash into the earth destroying Disney Land and Niagara Falls
[me=Jack_Noir]hands Shoe one of his AK-47s[/me]
[me=Plunderbird]Kills Ben Franklin[/me]
Since when does Ben Franklin have anything to do with Disney?
He flew a kite and some Disney Cartoons have Kites in them
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
That's a long way to go for a joke like that!
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Plunderbird said:
ColonelKR said:
Plunderbird said:
Jack Noir said:
Plunderbird said:
Meteors would crash into the earth destroying Disney Land and Niagara Falls
[me=Jack_Noir]hands Shoe one of his AK-47s[/me]
[me=Plunderbird]Kills Ben Franklin[/me]
Since when does Ben Franklin have anything to do with Disney?
He flew a kite and some Disney Cartoons have Kites in them
Ben Franklin never flew a kite in a thunderstorm; everybody knows that he waved a long metal pole.
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
Historical accuracy! Awesome!
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
SupahMario25 said:


Remember this,imagine
I loved that movie!!! I was the only guy in the theater to laugh when somebody said they needed Captain America "on the bridge" (I got the reference to the Star Trek line: "Captain, you are needed on the bridge!").
 

GalacticPetey

Donkey Kong
Jack Noir said:
I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Not aiming for the kids, of course.
Can you hand me the biggest gun you have?
 

Ray Trace

You Can Tick Off Birds If You Follow My Advice
Jack Noir said:
I would buy several automatic weapons, get a bunch of equally displeased people from this site together, and go on a rampage at Disney World.

Not aiming for the kids, of course.
Give me a sniper
 

ColonelKR

Screenwriting ruined my life.
Now that we're all armed and dangerous, maybe we should start singing Le Marsailles (the French national anthem, written during the French Revolution).
 
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