Give the next poster an item

[Mister Apple]

I wear it and look super cool.
Next poster gets a poster. Y'know, for your wall!

 

[Fanny]

I don't like the poster, so I burn it.

I give a Shy Guy Mask to the next poster.

 

[Julia-BM]

Oh boy, now I can do evil things while hiding my identity!

Next poster gets a Bootleg Mini Mario toy

 

[Mister Apple]

I play with it.
Next poster gets rollerskates.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Fun!

The next poster gets an Inn Coupon.

 

[Koops]

Okay, Inn! Gimme some rest! I got a coupon, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Next user gets to have me at their front door.

 

[Julia-BM]

Hey Koops, wanna play Mario Kart or Smash Bros? Or even SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CLEVER BOYS!?

Next poster gets a Shy Guy eating a flying toaster

 

[Mister Apple]

Well, um, I take him ot the hospital?
Next poster gets a bathtub.

 

[Julia-BM]

Oh boy, I'm gonna turn it into a car!
Next poster gets the panda from The Little Panda Fighter (Y'know, the bootleg Kung Fu Panda!)

 

[Mister Apple]

...I, um, poke it.
Next poster gets permabanned.

 

[Julia-BM]

Oh noes, what did I do to deserve this? D:

Next poster gets a rabid Justin Bieber fangirl that they have to babysit for a day

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Oh dear. I hope she likes Plumb, because that's all I'm going to play for her.

The next user gets a delicious banana.