Give the next poster an item

[Natalie J.]

Um...sure.

Next person gets a microphone.

 

[Princess Céline]

I can take it.

Next poster gets the opportunity to put their most wanted character in Smash.

 

[Roserade]

Now I have to choose between Shovel Knight and Magolor you devious fiend

Next user gets a shovel

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Time to find the money rock.

Next poster gets their own Mario Kart course.

 

[Natalie J.]

Is it made after me or is it one I make that gets into a real Mario Kart? Either way I'll take it, sure.

Next person gets some dish soap (how do I even come up with this stuff lol).

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I don't need to constantly use a dishwasher.

Next person gets the one video game you've wanted for years for free.

 

[Paper Mario]

Thanks. I've wanted the next traditional 3D Mario game for years. Now, I have a big leak of things in Super Mario Odyssey. Take with grain of salt as I don't want Nintendo ninjas after me, but [redacted. We are currently investigating this breach of our security.]

To compensate, the next person gets my autograph. -Reggie

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[Princess Céline]

Nice. That's the first one I've received in years.

Next person gets the chance to remove their most hated character in Smash.

 

[Paper Mario]

Well I don't really hate any of the playable characters so... one of Peach's moves changes.

Next user gets Toad at their door whining about not being in Smash Bros. anymore.

 

[Natalie J.]

I always wanted a Toad in real life when I was a kid, so...yay? I guess? Maybe if he lets me adopt him or something that would be cool. I dunno.

Next person gets to do my history exam that I have today.

 

[Paper Mario]

Thanks, I guess? I fail it because I had no idea I would have to do it and thus did not study. Enjoy the F :P

Next person gets caught up in an angry mob of Toads who are angry that they are being treated as pets.

 

[Koops]

Yes, finally!! Something I can put those five years of learning karate to some good use.

Next user gets something.

 

[Princess Céline]

I wonder what it could be.

Next person gets to bring back a Mario Kart item that appeared in previous Mario Karts, but was absent in MK8D.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

The fake item box! It's a staple.

Speaking of, the next poster gets a stapler.

 

[Princess Céline]

Time to staple a few papers.

Next person gets the chance to remove the most broken item in Smash.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Bye-bye, Gust Bellows.
Next poster gets a dispenser.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

A dispenser of what?
Next poster gets to be in the next Mario Kart.

 

[Koops]

Finally, I'm gonna be able to main myself!

Next user gets a shard of Farosh's fang.

 

[Princess Céline]

I wonder if this is magical?

Next poster will get Scaramanga's Golden Gun

 

[Mister Apple]

Next poster gets bad fanart.

 

[Koops]

Yeeeeesssss! With this, I will finally be able to do anything I ever wanted! This fanart is so bad I can destroy the world with it!

Next poster gets to be in any game they want.

 

[Mister Apple]

(Yay, I live in my Animal Crossing town!)
Next poster gets unlimited hugs from any forumer.

 

[Koops]

I don't know, get me LB, get me Roserade, get me Luigi 64DD, SGoW, get me Impa! Save me!

Next user gets something on behalf of Mister Apple.

 

[Mister Apple]

I give myself something.
Next user gets a shiny koopa shell.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I try to wear it and I then run around skidding into everything including a hapless Mario Kart racer.

Next user gets a giant arm cannon.