Give the next poster an item

Um...sure.

Next person gets a microphone.
 
Now I have to choose between Shovel Knight and Magolor you devious fiend

Next user gets a shovel
 
Is it made after me or is it one I make that gets into a real Mario Kart? Either way I'll take it, sure.

Next person gets some dish soap (how do I even come up with this stuff lol).
 
Thanks. I've wanted the next traditional 3D Mario game for years. Now, I have a big leak of things in Super Mario Odyssey. Take with grain of salt as I don't want Nintendo ninjas after me, but [redacted. We are currently investigating this breach of our security.]

To compensate, the next person gets my autograph. -Reggie


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Well I don't really hate any of the playable characters so... one of Peach's moves changes.

Next user gets Toad at their door whining about not being in Smash Bros. anymore.
 
I always wanted a Toad in real life when I was a kid, so...yay? I guess? Maybe if he lets me adopt him or something that would be cool. I dunno.

Next person gets to do my history exam that I have today.
 
Thanks, I guess? I fail it because I had no idea I would have to do it and thus did not study. Enjoy the F :P

Next person gets caught up in an angry mob of Toads who are angry that they are being treated as pets.