Ever had crutches?

Lily said:
If I had crutches, I would make them paintball guns as well.
You would end up shooting someone's foot every five seconds.
 
Baby Luigi said:
Nega-Man said:
MCD said:
Never. I've never broken or fractured anything.

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Except for my possessions (dishes and all) that is

Liar. You injured my left hand one time. I had to wear a small cast. I remember; it was nearly impossible to write.
 
MCD said:
Never. I've never broken or fractured anything.
This, and thank god because I constantly see my relatives and friends getting injured and wearing casts. My cousin got a cast and a crutch after getting foot surgery and my friend had a cast on his hand because his thumb might've been broken.
 
Other than my wrist that one time, I once got my elbow stuck in 2 cabinet door handles, had to get a cast. It was Tax Test (or however ya acronym-spell it.) luckily it was my left arm, not my writing hand.
 
Yeah I broke my foot in September of 1999. I remember it was a nice warm Sunday evening [September 19th to be exact]. I was outside, playing in the yard. As I skipped through the grass, I slipped on some crabapples. I ended up falling, and my right foot slammed to the ground. I broke my 5th metatarsal [the bone in your pinky toe].

I had crutches for three weeks, with a big ol' cast that went up to my knee. Luckily, that sucker was able to come off when I took a shower.
 
MarioBros2 said:
Other than my wrist that one time, I once got my elbow stuck in 2 cabinet door handles, had to get a cast. It was Tax Test (or however ya acronym-spell it.) luckily it was my left arm, not my writing hand.

T-A-K-S

Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skill.

I had to take them when I lived in TX.
 
No broken bones; an innocent heart murmur and an ingrown toenail are the only problems I have.

Ingrown toenail is seriously annoying though. And painful sometimes.