Automated Telephone System

Alright, let me speak to him.
 
GreenDisaster said:
Alright, let me speak to him.
<in Indian accent>
Hello sir! Can I get your first name, phone number, address, date of birth, favorite planet in the solar system, and least favorite African mammal. I won't actually log this information, mind you, so you'll have to repeat it to every other operator I forward you to.
 
I have been informed that someone has shown up to remove the cat from your pants, Reversing Hater. Have a nice day.
<click>
 
Nega-Man said:
Please call 911.

Pyro said:
Good! I live at 330 Luxemborg Ave. The back door lock is broken. Feel free to come in any time to slay her.
Press 867-5309 to kill his wife later that night.
Press 867-5303 to kill his wife earlier that night.
Or you can hang up and call back to talk to someone else.
 
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