Automated Telephone System

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please press -1 for these options in rot13.
Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how incompetent your experience was.
Press 3 to check your bluejay status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Rotate your dial 6 times for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Press 8 for emergency assistance.
Press 9 if you are ⊂( ゚ヮ゚)⊃.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Press random buttons if you have no clue what your doing.
Or press # to hear the options again.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Hola, gracias por tu llamada. Éste es el contestador automático. Estamos orgullosos de que elija nuestros simpáticos y fáciles servicios para clientes.
Si usted habla inglés, marque uno.
Si usted desea montar una fiesta, marque dos.
Si desea meter un gato dentro de sus pantalones, marque cuatro.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Nega-Man said:
All our customer assistants are unavailable right now. Please hold, and a customer assistant will be with you shortly.



Thank you for holding. A customer assistant has now become available
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Shoop Da Whoop said:
Can I call him?
That's not for you. You do this.

Drilbur said:
Hola, gracias por tu llamada. Éste es el contestador automático. Estamos orgullosos de que elija nuestros simpáticos y fáciles servicios para clientes.
Si usted habla inglés, marque uno.
Si usted desea montar una fiesta, marque dos.
Si desea meter un gato dentro de sus pantalones, marque cuatro.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Shoop Da Whoop said:
Más de ocho mil
Dos


Si usted habla inglés, marque uno.
Si desea meter un gato dentro de sus pantalones, marque cuatro.

Gallade said:
Random buttons.
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Cerff 9 gb fhpx onyyf.
Cerff 0 gb zhgr gur ibyhzr.
Be cerff # gb urne gur bcgvbaf ntnva.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Nega-Man said:
Drilbur said:
Nega-Man said:
All our customer assistants are unavailable right now. Please hold, and a customer assistant will be with you shortly.



Thank you for holding. A customer assistant has now become available
Cool. Lemme speak with him.
<in Indian accent>
Hello sir! Can I get your first name, phone number, address, date of birth, favorite planet in the solar system, and least favorite African mammal. I won't actually log this information, mind you, so you'll have to repeat it to every other operator I forward you to.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Shoop Da Whoop said:
Uno(YO hablo ambos español(idioma natal) e ingles/I speak both Spanish(natal language) and English)
Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please press -1 for these options in rot13.
Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how spine-chilling your experience was.
Press 3 to check your glass orb status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Rotate your dial 6 times for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Press 8 for emergency assistance.
Press 9 if you are ⊂( ゚ヮ゚)⊃.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Press random buttons if you have no clue what your doing.
Or press # to hear the options again.
 

MCS

Donkey Kong
Drilbur said:
<in Indian accent>
Hello sir! Can I get your first name, phone number, address, date of birth, favorite planet in the solar system, and least favorite African mammal. I won't actually log this information, mind you, so you'll have to repeat it to every other operator I forward you to.
Sure beans.

Name: John Doe
Number: 8-Not Gonna Happen
Address: 123 Main Street
Date of Birth: Whatever you want it to be
Favorite Planet: Jupiter
Least favorite African mammal: Bushpig
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Nega-Man said:
Drilbur said:
<in Indian accent>
Hello sir! Can I get your first name, phone number, address, date of birth, favorite planet in the solar system, and least favorite African mammal. I won't actually log this information, mind you, so you'll have to repeat it to every other operator I forward you to.
Sure beans.

Name: John Doe
Number: 8-Not Gonna Happen
Address: 123 Main Street
Date of Birth: Whatever you want it to be
Favorite Planet: Jupiter
Least favorite African mammal: Bushpig
Nice to meet you, Jondo. How can I help you today?

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Thank you for using the automated telephone system.

We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.

Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how pocket-sized your experience was.
Press 3 to check your mouse status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options
Press 8 for emergency assistance
Press 9 if you are an administrator.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Or press # to hear the options again.
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
Nega-Man said:
Drilbur said:
Nice to meet you, Jondo. How can I help you today?
Record yourself eating cabbage.
<crunch crunch crunch crunch>

Gallade said:
You are not here...

GreenDisaster said:
Good! I live at 330 Luxemborg Ave. The back door lock is broken. Feel free to come in any time to slay her.
Press 867-5309 to kill his wife later that night.
Press 867-5303 to kill his wife earlier that night.
Or you can hang up and call back to talk to someone else.
 
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