Automated Telephone System

...Didn't expect that.

*hangs up, calls again and presses 8*
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system.

We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how remarkable your experience was.
Press 3 to check your spoon status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options
Press 8 for emergency assistance
Press 9 if you are an administrator.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Or press # to hear the options again.

Nega-Man said:
Now, eat 5 cans of beans and try not to make any bodily functions. If you do, I hang up.
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Come on, don't fart, don't fart, oh crap!

FFFFFFTTT!
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please rotate your dial 1 time for these options in Spanish.
Rotate your dial 2 times to tell us how baffling your experience was.
Rotate your dial 3 times to check your l33t h4x0r status.
Rotate your dial 4 times for more options.
Rotate your dial 5 times to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the normal phone-compatible version of these options.
Rotate your dial 7 times for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Rotate your dial 8 times for emergency assistance.
Rotate your dial 9 times if you are an administrator.
Rotate your dial 100 times to mute the volume.
Or rotate your dial 500 times to hear the options again.

GreenDisaster said:
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Invalid number. Please try again.