Automated Telephone System

...Didn't expect that.

*hangs up, calls again and presses 8*
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system.

We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how remarkable your experience was.
Press 3 to check your spoon status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options
Press 8 for emergency assistance
Press 9 if you are an administrator.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Or press # to hear the options again.

Nega-Man said:
Now, eat 5 cans of beans and try not to make any bodily functions. If you do, I hang up.
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Come on, don't fart, don't fart, oh crap!

FFFFFFTTT!
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please rotate your dial 1 time for these options in Spanish.
Rotate your dial 2 times to tell us how baffling your experience was.
Rotate your dial 3 times to check your l33t h4x0r status.
Rotate your dial 4 times for more options.
Rotate your dial 5 times to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the normal phone-compatible version of these options.
Rotate your dial 7 times for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Rotate your dial 8 times for emergency assistance.
Rotate your dial 9 times if you are an administrator.
Rotate your dial 100 times to mute the volume.
Or rotate your dial 500 times to hear the options again.

GreenDisaster said:
910
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Invalid number. Please try again.
 
Nega-Man said:
0
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GreenDisaster said:
811
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Invalid number. Please try again.

Shoop Da Whoop said:
100
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.



Please for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how defenestratable your experience was.
Press 3 to check your Pontiac status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Press 8 for emergency assistance.
Press 9 if you are an administrator.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Or press # to hear
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
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Because your chisel status is confidential, we need to verify your identity. Please enter your account information.
This information is purely for identification purposes, to ensure the security of your personal information.*
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
Cats
Yes
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.
Please press -1 for these options in rot13.
Please press 1 for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how moribund your experience was.
Press 3 to check your suicide bomber status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Rotate your dial 6 times for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Press 8 for emergency assistance.
Press 9 if you are ⊂( ﾟヮﾟ)⊃.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Press random buttons if you have no clue what your doing.
Or press # to hear the options again.
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
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Hola, gracias por tu llamada. Éste es el contestador automático. Estamos orgullosos de que elija nuestros simpáticos y fáciles servicios para clientes.
Si usted habla inglés, marque uno.
Si usted desea montar una fiesta, marque dos.
Si desea meter un gato dentro de sus pantalones, marque cuatro.
 
Shoop Da Whoop said:
Donde esta la opción tres?
Cuatro
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Ha muerto.

GreenDisaster said:
Fine.

9111111
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Invalid number. Please try again.

Nega-Man said:
Drilbur said:
Nega-Man said:
0
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Invalid number. Please try again.
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Drilbur said:
Press 0 to mute the volume.
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Looks like someone made an error!
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Thank you for using the automated telephone system. We pride ourselves on our customer-friendly service.



Please for these options in Spanish.
Press 2 to tell us how sacrificed your experience was.
Press 3 to check your Juffo-Wup status.
Press 4 for more options.
Press 5 to talk to a customer assistant.
Press 6 for the rotary phone-compatible version of these options.
Press 7 for the hearing-impaired version of these options.
Press 8 for emergency assistance.
Press 9 if you are an administrator.
Press 0 to mute the volume.
Or press # to hear the options again.
 
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