Control the Throne

[NotABannableOffense]

Sorry pal, but I left long ago, whatever you just killed wasn't me. I now have hundreds of medics allowing for full uber all of the time, also hundreds upon hundreds of sentries and spy checking pyros standing next to dispensers.

 

[LN1]

Kritzkrieg+Default Uber Medic+Soldier+Direct Hit=you're going down.
Direct Hit crit rockets are serious business. Sentry nests and Pyros down. Uber delay by knockback by throwing rockets at hit, taking you away from the Medigun's range. Random array of crit rockets kill you. No respawning in arena. Now, Medics, if you please, I have a few teamnates who'd like to personally destroy you
*Loads of Pyros coming in*
HP regen isn't gonna save you from a flare storm. You are ded.
Success, we have secured the enemy intelligence. Whoever was still alive didn't stop me.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I have hundreds of medics and at any time a quarter of them have full uber.

We rocket surf away to fight again another day.

 

[LN1]

*knockback into a "bottomless" pit*
There, dead. Uber or not, you die from most environment deaths.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I do not recall building a bottomless pit in my own base.

Therefore, rocket surf.

 

[LN1]

Erm, maps have bottomless pits.
Not all, but they do have them. And we're in one, doublecross.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I did not build my base in doublecross, My base is achievement_idle.

Remember, it's my base, I decide where it goes.

 

[LN1]

Even if your medics can deploy an infinite chain of ubers, I knock them back so the chain ends, and burn you to death. I take the throne into close into my spawn. I now travel to Well.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

You clearly do not understand the concept of ROCKET SURFING it's where uber charged medics can fly, they can fly even farther on crit rockets.

Its like rocket jumping for medics.

Oh, and pyros can do the same thing by air blasting rockets towards their feet.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Why so many rockets all of a sudden? I don't remember shipping these in...

You there! Check through the documents!

 

[NotABannableOffense]

It was LN1 trying to tell me that I had built my base in cp_doublecross when, in fact, I hadn't. He has the throne by the way.

 

[LN1]

You clearly do not understand the concept of ROCKET SURFING it's where uber charged medics can fly, they can fly even farther on crit rockets.

Its like rocket jumping for medics.

Oh, and pyros can do the same thing by air blasting rockets towards their feet.

I used knockback to actually get them away. Yeah, I'm in cp_well. It's not much different from ctf_well except that there are control points instead of intelligence. Yeah, I probably don't, but let's face it, don't you need idiots/enemies who cooperate to do that, or whatever. Rocket surfing disabled where I am.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ah, well. It was about time we got to inventory checks.

Who the hell ordered 10,000 backsides?

Blue Koop: Actually, my lord, that's 10,000 donkeys. We just put asses to shorten it on the bill

Ah, now I see.

Hang on...

Who the hell ordered 10,000 donkies?