Control the Throne

[Specific Neptune]

Heheheheh...

[me=Neptune]gestures to the guards. Within seconds the guards roll a machine by. The machine is drooping with wires. Meanwhile, two of the other guards dig up Pandapowah's corpse. The guards attach the wires to the corpse, and charge up the machine.[/me]

Now re-enter your body.

[me=Pandapowah's ghost]floats into the body. The Guards pump the machine, and give the body a whack, and another, and another, and a final whack. Pandapowah jolts up.[/me]

Welcome back.

 

[LN1]

Ohi. I was coming up with a witty way to get the throne.
Erm, I take the hole throne and make it a whole throne and sit on it.

 

[Specific Neptune]

That's fair. It's apparently your throne now.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Whats with people not protecting the throne?

I Stab you and use the magic of Friendship to turn the Throne into a magical shape shifting throne. The throne is now a domesticated docile polar bear.

Polar Bear get.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I'm simply ruling over my corrupt dictatorus capitalist society that I unfairly took from the hands of the Mario Wiki.

If you have a problem with that, I can...always take you to court...?

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Please don't take me to court.

Stay out of my shed.

 

[GalacticPetey]

* GalacticPetey does... something

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Sadly, something will not get you the throne. Not with the RD-5000 on my side.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Please don't take me to court.

Stay out of my shed.

So you've heard about Scarecrow's Court.

I can assure you, the rumours you hear are false.



It's always worse than you hear.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Is anyone going to take the throne, or what?

 

[Specific Neptune]

Nah. I'm just gonna sit here and count my quadrillions of pounds while watching the show

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Well, in that case, Polar bear is now a Shed.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Good, good. Let the anger flow through you.