Control the Throne

Different universe - I control the Buus, and the Buus control my paratroopas.
 
You said those words, so I just killed a puppy.

I was smart enough as a baby to avoid the implant.

Imma just sit back here, on my throne of skulls, watching over my new hellish kingdom. And the fight you guys are having over some throne thing. I already split the difference, and got 3k trillion in cash.

*flicks through his money*

By the by, that throne was stolen from some pawn shop. Happy controlling!
 
After pulling of over 1000 Ponzi schemes, I've got enough money to buy the throne, almost a quintillion dollars.

Bane killed a puppy, I mean, THRONE GET!
 
SOLD! To the man in the grey sweatervest.

*counts even more of his money, while sitting back in his throne and looking over his madness*
 
Actually that's the real thing. I'm sat on the only replica, which is worth less than half of that thing you have. You don't like it? Then I'll send your ass to court.

[me=Neptune]takes Sh1ny EL3 to court, which is presided over by Edward Steuben, also known as Scarecrow[/me]

Scarecrow: Sh1ny EL3, you stand accused of false claims against his majesty Lord Neptune. How do you plead?
 
I spend five days making a highly complicated weapon designed to knock you out of the way hand me the throne. Instead it ends up picking up the throne and squishing me with it.

So instead I just push you down and sit on the throne.

Throne get.
 
Smasher, pls

Sh1ny EL3 said:
ENGAGE IN COITUS WITH THE CONSTABULARY

-Runs out of court-

The New Marais militia swarm in opening fire.

Throne keep.
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Scarecrow: oh there's no escape from this courtroom.

[me=The Guards]drag Sh1NY EL3 back into the court room and tie him up in shackles[/me]

Scarecrow: Since you tried to run, your throne will be taken away from you, and auctioned to the next highest bidder. And you, my friend, will be given two choices. You can either choose death, in which we will kill you, or exile, which is a short trip across the frozen ocean to realms unknown.

So? What'll it be? Death? Or exile?

Back to Neptune: I guess Smasher is the next highest bidder. I'll give you the throne for...oh, say...200k million?
 
Scarecrow: So you choose Exile? Fine.

EXILE!

[me=Scarecrow]slams his hammer onto the table, and within seconds, Sh1ny EL3 is taken to the Wikisberg port, where the ocean has frozen over, and dead bodies lie all over the ground.

Sh1ny EL3 is almost 5 metres away from the shore, until the ice breaks from underneath him, and he falls through, freezing to death.[/me]