Control the Throne

Gamecube smash!
 
LN1 said:
I make a rubber throne.
This is the throne. The game is like Pac-Man. It doesn't end, it just gets harder.
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I cut the throne in half, and put the two halves together to make a whole and put the hole on the ground.

I go back to ruling the Mario Wiki with an iron fist. >:D
 
I slice the whole in half, and stick the hole the the grou- hey, how did you pick up that hole in he first place? And you can't take my iron first away from me. Kill him.

[me=Neptune's thugs]appear out the side of the various buildings, and shoot everyone, including LN1 down. Afterwards, everyone is buried six feet under, in airtight bags in securely locked coffins. There are various people on zombie watch, so if anyone climbs out of the grave, someone yells "ZOMBIE!!!" and shoots them with shotguns.[/me]
 
...we declothed everyone, and put them in simple robes, how did you not noti- ah.

Ah, you see, your experience is simply a sort of "out of body" experience, shall we say? The only reason I can still see you, hear you, and talk to you, is the due fact that time is still at a standstill, thus spirits and ghosts will take longer to fade away. See?

[me= Neptune]puts his hand right through LN1's stomach.[/me]

It goes right through. Thankfully, there is around about three hours to go before your body completely rejects your ghost, making it impossible to revive you. I can do that. But you must swear an oath to me, promising that you will not try to overthrow my rule.

Then again, I'm not all that sure I can trust you, but, since this world is gridlocked, I really do have the upper hand. Do as you will.
 
In that case...

[me=The henchmen]dig up LN1's corpse[/me]

Re-enter your corpse.

[me=Neptune]gestures to his henchmen. In about fourty five seconds, the henchmen return with a lot of wires and machinery. It looks menacing.[/me]

Just stay absolutely still. If I find out you're lying...

[me=The Machine]starts pumping, and the thugs attach the wires to the body. Sooner or later, the machine gives the body a whack, and another, and then another, and a final whack. LN1 jolts forwards. The machine and wires are removed.[/me]

How do you feel?
 
...it's a little off.

Do you want your old throne back? Then why not solve this riddle I have?

A man enters a field with an unopened package. There is no bomb in this package, or any mines on the ground, but as this man enters the field, he dies.

So, good sir, how did the man die, by simply entering the field?