Control the Throne

what has this game gone too

it used to be cool with tons of people squabbling over the throne

and now you guys just sit here and argue over marshmellows and try to destroy the throne and blah blah blah

Javelin's NOSTALGIA RANT puts everyone to sleep!

Javelin absconds with the throne!
 
Oh hell no. (I didn't sleep, I have Insomnia ability).
I use the strongest trampoline ever, which rockets me fairly close to Mars, but I still get down to Earth, and impact directly on you, wearing my Spike Shield Badge in case you had a
pointy object pointing upwards. The impact damages you a lot. Now if you'll excuse me, this throne is mine as of the moment.
[me=LN1]escapes to a very far place.[/me]
 
LN1 said:
Oh hell no. (I didn't sleep, I have Insomnia ability).
I use the strongest trampoline ever, which rockets me fairly close to Mars, but I still get down to Earth, and impact directly on you, wearing my Spike Shield Badge in case you had a
pointy object pointing upwards. The impact damages you a lot. Now if you'll excuse me, this throne is mine as of the moment.
[me=LN1]escapes to a very far place.[/me]
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How did the throne get out of the Underwhere?

*Throne Keep
 
Too bad you didn't escape before the Mechas got destroyed and exploded. The explosion kills you but luckily sends the throne flying without a scratch.
The throne lands near me without harming me in any way. I dust the throne and sit on it.
THRONE GET
 
But, what you don't know is that in this situation I transformed into the throne so I went unharmed, and since the impact didn't kill you, I return to normal, grab you regardless of how heavy you are, and use you as a human sacrifice for the volcano/throne god, so I get one for the sacrifice. The other throne took my place, and recieved the "death"(it's an inanimate object, it got destroyed, not killed, but I say death because)