Control the Throne

I judo chop Wario. He lands on you. You run. I have :yoshi: eat :wario: so I can claim the throen.
 
i use my psycic powers to bring the throne to me

do i even need to say i got the throne (. . .i just said it didn't i) *smacks self*
 
Teh throen iz in teh forum. U're so inacktiff thad me getz it.
 
A car from Shroom Ridge drives over you. The throne is Shroom Ridge car-proof, so I get it.
 
I give you two flying schnitzels and permission to yell at Shigeru Miyamoto because he invented Bowser Jr. I get the throne.
 
I give the Thwomp a million $. He goes away, with you on his butt. I take the throne.