Control the Throne

3Dejong · Feb 17, 2008

I whack you over the head with a rusty chainsaw.

PaperStriker · Feb 17, 2008

I whack you over the head with a rusty chainsaw,

said PaperStriker and took the throne.

3Dejong · Feb 17, 2008

I bombard you with chocolate.

PaperStriker · Feb 17, 2008

Me getz ay Hämma S00t änd throu hämmas @ j00. Me getz teh throen.

3Dejong · Feb 17, 2008

I steal all your foreign characters and throw them at you.

PaperStriker · Feb 17, 2008

Lol, three "ä"s. They are too few. I catch them and still have teh throen.

3Dejong · Feb 17, 2008

FINDS WEPON!

SHOOTS FAST AT ZOMBY GOASTS!

MISSES ZOMBY GOASTS AND HITS PAPRE STRAKER!

FINDS A SHINE THROEN!

PaperStriker · Feb 17, 2008

Because I have no idea who "Papre Straker" is, a giant confusion surrounds you. It makes ur head asplode. 7|-||20|\|3 637!

1337Yoshi · Feb 17, 2008

Your soccer ball bounces off a wall and knocks you off the throne. THRONE GET!

SiFi · Feb 17, 2008

You go to candy mountain. You never come back. Asplode happens and I get the throne.

SiFi · Feb 17, 2008

For being so real, you disappear from the forum. Asplode happens again and I get the throne.

1337Yoshi · Feb 17, 2008

I finish eating candy mountain and come back. I push the throne off a cliff. It asplodes and I find a new throne.

THRONE GET!

SiFi · Feb 17, 2008

Uni's brain turns sideways and he understands what we're saying. I steal sprites from 1337yoshi and he asplodes. Throne is mine.