Control the Throne

I sue you and you cry acid, destroying your throne. I order a new one.
Throne get.
 
He meant to spell 'Stooben'. You are wrong. So I get throne. I call it Jeff.
 
you are too busy watching the racoon dance to see me sneak up behind you and knock you off the throne.
MY THRONE!
 
I posess your body and vandalise a page. You are blocked and I return to my body with your throne.

I also attach an anvil by a chain to you so you cannot move.
 
I was not even there.

Throne kept.
 
I take you prisoner in my house. It takes you 5 posts on this thread to get out.

Throne stolen.