Control the Throne

[Mintiously]

>you push me onto my airship. i take the throne, and put it somewhere less lethal. i sit on the armrest again.

 

[Princess Céline]

This throne is worthy of a princess to sit on it.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I throw your popcorn away, you go after it, I sit on the throne

i wasn't on the throne

you literally just chucked an old man's popcorn away for no reason

i'll have you arrested for this!

 

[Griffin4]

I use FLUDD to escape out of jail, and you're right, you aren't sitting on the throne.
I sit on the throne

 

[Princess Céline]

A princess is worthy of a throne, and this looks like one.

 

[SGoW]

But your not sitting on it, I am.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Take you off the throne, do something mysterious with it, then sits on it.

 

[Koops]

Oh no, he's getting away! Quick someone! Gimme a bag o'bombs!

*explosion. Peach (or Koops) walks with the explosion still behind him/her. He/She doesn't even look back. The throne in their hands.*

 

[SGoW]

And Shy Guy on Wheels sitting on the throne.

 

[Koops]

The explosion is too intense for SGoW to handle. The badassery of me does not help either, he runs away as fast as he can, leaving the throne behind.

 

[Princess Céline]

That means I can sit on it!

 

[Koops]

Not after I take it!

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

A weird phenomena happens. You get up and ask for help. I tell you that it is alien. You run away and I sit on it.

 

[Koops]

Look out! The alien is behind you! It shot you with a laser! You run away, and it chases you! I get the throne.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

I befriended the alien then take back the thrown.

 

[SGoW]

The throne turns out to be a bigger alien who then eats you. I kill that alien, then warn the world of an alien invasion. They defeat the aliens and I'm considered their savior, so they make me king. I sit on the kings throne.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

Turns out to just be a dream and I am still sitting on the thrown.

 

[Koops]

Me taking it wasn't a dream though.

 

[SGoW]

And me sitting on it wasn't a dream either.

 

[Koops]

It's true, but the part where I took it takes place after that.

 

[Griffin4]

And after THAT, I sit on it

 

[Princess Céline]

Not for long

 

[SGoW]

Yes, not for long, because I sit on it.

 

[Koops]

And then the cycle of life repeats, but never in quite the same way. As such, in one cycle, I can take the throne to myself and run away with it.

 

[Mintiously]

Except it is not the real throne.


I'm sitting on the arm rest.