Control the Throne

[Megamario15]

I make a throne out of the grass and use that. NEX dies of old age/heart failure.

 

[Dfrthyui]

You think the throne is too cold. You decide to take a lava bath. I sit on the throne.

 

[Shyghoul]

good sir please stop sitting on me

 

[Megamario15]

Dfrthyui listens. I sit on you instead.

 

[Shyghoul]

what are you a witch

how are possessing people and making them to do whatever you want 'em to

 

[Megamario15]

I'm not having someone obey me.

The talking throne is.

 

[Shyghoul]

but you're the one making them obey me in order to further your own self

i'm onto you, witch

 

[Megamario15]

but you're the one making them obey me in order to further your own self

i'm onto you, witch

It's warlock!
(Dammit)

 

[Shyghoul]

so exactly why are you sitting on me anyways?

 

[Megamario15]

so exactly why are you sitting on me anyways?

I am the throne

 

[Shyghoul]

so? why not sit on the ground? or that chair over there? or the table? or the couch beside it?

 

[Megamario15]

so? why not sit on the ground? or that chair over there? or the table? or the couch beside it?

Because the name of the game (quite literally) is to sit on the throne.

Next you will ask why we are playing the game. Because we have nothing better to do with our horrible lives.