Control the Throne

[Lario]

I steal the new throne after distracting Toy Bonnie with reheated day-old pizza.

 

[Megamario15]

The poorly constructed throne falls to pieces.

My throne is still there.

 

[Nate Jacobs]

I teleport the throne a jump away from you that can only be reached by sacrificing Yoshi. You make it, but then assassins come in and murder you for being a traitor. Meanwhile, I take the throne.

 

[Megamario15]

I teleport the throne a jump away from you that can only be reached by sacrificing Yoshi. You make it, but then assassins come in and murder you for being a traitor. Meanwhile, I take the throne.

I sacrificed myself to have Yoshi make it instead. Meanwhile, I fall in a pipe and jump on your head while saving Yoshi so that I may take the throne.

 

[RedShell]

I eat you while you sit on the throne, so I sit on it.

 

[Megamario15]

I pull a bomb-omb out of my pocket. You are blasted to pieces (and regenerate on the other side of the globe) and I land on the throne.

 

[RedShell]

On the other side of the globe, there is a throne. I sit on it.

 

[Shyghoul]

stop sitting on me

 

[RedShell]

Hang on, you are the throne on the other side of the globe! How'd you get here?

 

[Shyghoul]

I am all of the thrones

the thrones the past

the thrones on the future

the thrones in the present

the thrones in Cair Paravel

the throne of Gondor

they are all me

 

[Megamario15]

I actually made my throne a soulblocker, so you can't get in.

Therefore you are all the thrones... except mine.

Which means that Redshell is not sitting on a real throne, just whoever you are.

 

[Lumastar]

I throw a Rosalina amiibo into the middle of the throne room. I walk away as the contenders for the throne fight to the death over the figure.

That's true poetry right there, ladies and gentlemen. Ture poetry.

 

[Megamario15]

I never reacted, instead just sitting on the throne who is not Shadowshy.

 

[Shyghoul]

I actually made my throne a soulblocker, so you can't get in.

Therefore you are all the thrones... except mine.

Which means that Redshell is not sitting on a real throne, just whoever you are.

bitch nothing can stop me

nothing

so i'm still all the thrones

 

[RedShell]

Well, let's just battle over Shadowshy. It's not like he's got the throne, it's that he is the throne.

Shadowshy get.

 

[Megamario15]

I actually made my throne a soulblocker, so you can't get in.

Therefore you are all the thrones... except mine.

Which means that Redshell is not sitting on a real throne, just whoever you are.

bitch nothing can stop me

nothing

so i'm still all the thrones

*picks up Shadowshy and boots him out of my throne*
I can.

 

[Shyghoul]

no you didn't

that never happened

I am one with throne

and Redshell is sitting on me

 

[Meta Knight]

Here, I'll help too!

*Builds giant moat around throne not even mm15 can get through through normal methods

 

[NEXandGBX]

I make a bridge of petals in the lake, walk on it, and...fall through the bridge.

 

[RedShell]

Well that didn't help you. I'm still on the throne.

 

[Megamario15]

The throne crumbles to pieces due to Yoshis who flutter-kicked across the moat.

I'm still sitting on my throne.

 

[Shyghoul]

>implying you own me

 

[Megamario15]

The throne that I beat you out of

My throne is one with me.

 

[Shyghoul]

silly that's impossible I am all of the thrones

and nobody owns me

you guys can be my caretaker for a time

but true ownership is not possible

 

[Megamario15]

Of course we don't own you.

And I have not a throne. Mine is ten times better than all of yours, and it's called the Ultrathrone.
(Technically not a throne)