Control the Throne

[Nerdy Guy]

I hit a bell or whatever. Then a bunch of wrestlers pop out of nowhere and beat you up. I claim the throne!

 

[SmartGuy]

Nukes the size of a bullet and a gun; enough said.

 

[Noahp89]

I put you on sleeping pills.

I take the throne.

 

[Lario]

I stole the sleeping pills and replaced them with caffiene pills.

Nothing else happens as I ignore the throne impromptu as ever...

 

[Noahp89]

I pick up a laptop and throw it at you, stunning you enough for me to grab the throne.

 

[Hobbes]

I ask you for the time, when you turn your heads to see the clock I knock you down with a hammer and take the throne

 

[Booman]

*tries to kill Tucayo with ES*
*fails*
BULLTRUE!
*respawns near rocket launcher*
*pwns Tucayo*

MINE!!

 

[Zero777]

*Booman sits down on the throne*

SPARTAN LASER, PWN!!!!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I stuff you and Booman into sacks for over using asterisks and being unorginal. I then pass you guys off as bean bag chairs and trade them to Tuyaco for the throne. Throne is mine!

 

[Crackin355]

I kick the cheat into a washing machine and you chase him in there.

MINE!!!!

 

[Noahp89]

I throw the washing machine at you, which causes you to run away. The throne is mine, once again.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I get a crane and use it to drop the washing machine on you. Throne is mine.

 

[Lario]

I throw Nerdy Guy into a dryer and turn it on. According to Sonic and Tails, it can be hazardous to humans, so you can guess what happened to NG.

I take the Throne and go on a fairly long quest just to drop into a volcano to destroy the evil this topic has become. When I finally reached the volcano, I was about to drop it when...