Control the Throne

i would never give up the throne

it's too nice
 
Reshiram spams Fusion Flare and kills you. He sacrifices his life too. How touching (but only because of my mind-control beam) TG
 
It's opposite day
TG
 
nah it's friday friday gotta get down on-you still didn't get it

but hey, i'm a nice enough guy

*throws a piece of paper to the floor*

here's a napkin, go nuts
 
King Harkinian comes in and makes you scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Meanwhile, I wait for the protection to run out of battery, and then steal the throne.
 
it doesn't run on batter-hey come on, i gave you a napkin, A NAPKIN

is this throne really that important to you that you'd pass up a NAPKIN?!
 
That is correct.
My trainer catches Hypno, who hypnotizes you to tell us what the protection is. it turns out to be Yveltal. No prob to my Trainer's Xerneas, who uses a supereffective Moonblast.
 
i'm immune to hypnotism, i was married to anton for years

but you'll find that i've hidden the throne in an uncharted location

uncharted means it's impossible to find without going through 3 pages worth of an adventure

so go find it or something