Control the Throne

I crash the batmobile into the throne room and whilst you are frozen in surprise shoot you with a poison dart. I claim the throne.
 
I duplicate the throne and give a throne to everyone in the thread.

Everyone wins!

Lord Bowser said:
I detonate you

BOW TO ME
frankly you don't seem to be grabbing the throne so much as attacking us and expecting us to bow down to you

that's like some random drunkard standing outside of Buckingham Palace claiming that he's the king of England.
 
I look around the site of the throne that I have found.

I see somebody sitting in the throne of great power, and decide that it is time to claim it for myself.

I draw out my sword, lurking, waiting for the perfect moment to strike, until suddenly it dawns on me. There is a much more evil way to obtain the throne.

I stalk my target, and prepare the contraption I have devised, I see the person sitting on the throne, completely unaware of my presence. I push a button, and suddenly the current person occupying the throne has been thrust out. I then take my rightful place on the throne of power.