Control the Throne

[LuigiIsMe]

Luigi uses Sonic Sez on Giygas...
For massive damage!
Throne.

 

[Luigifreak]

Yes, but i have infaninte hp. I blast you. THRONE GET!

 

[Snowstalker]

I get a bunch of people to pray. You die, and I whack you with my mallet for good measure. I take the throne.

 

[LuigiIsMe]

I destroy your mask and metal mallet, and shrink you, and give you kirby. Throne.

 

[Luigifreak]

Pokey sics the anti-game pirating team to you, and they mistakingly throw you out of my realm. Throne get!!

 

[LuigiIsMe]

"Hey you! Get offa my throne!"
*giant fan*
Throne.

 

[Luigifreak]

Being in a heavy tank like thing has its advantages.

 

[Snowstalker]

I get my army of Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, and Bronto Burts to kill you. I take the throne.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I kick Brunto Burt and he flys out of control and kills you.

THRONE GET!!!

 

[Weasel]

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I use C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER on the shovel.
THRONEGET!!!!!!

Killer Instinct ftw.

I use my ULLLLLLLTRAAAAAA COOOOOOMBOOOOOO on j00.

Throne get and Supreme Victory.

 

[Booman]

My fellow Mr.Saturn friends beat you up for the throne.
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I point out a hawk in the sky, and you guys chase after the birdy.

THRONE GET!!!

 

[Booman]

I get my dad on you.

MINE!!!!!!!

 

[Luigifreak]

Multi egg barrage!!! (dont ask me how I got those.)

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I point out that creepy space gas monsters can't lay eggs, and then I steal throne while you guys try to explain it.

 

[Luigifreak]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK ABOUT THAT!!!!!! *blasts you away* throne get!!!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK ABOUT THAT!!!!!! *blasts you away* throne get!!!

I ask about it again, and you explode out of anger.

THRONE GET!!!

 

[SiFi]

I summon Mr. Deus-Ex Machina. His presence causes lightning to strike the throne. As he sits on it, it happens again. I claim the throne for the first time in months.

 

[SmartGuy]

I kill you fast because bullets too slow.

THRONE GET!

 

[SiFi]

I jump up and land on the throne in a submarine.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I CRUSH YOU WITH THIS POST

 

[Luigifreak]

I lower the size of the text untill your post is barely readable. I can now get the throne.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I raise the size of the text untill your post is barely legal. I can now die under the weight.

Sounds good to me.

 

[SiFi]

Having noticed that neither of you have bothered to claim the throne, I take it myself.

 

[Snowstalker]

I steal the throne while you're eating a sandwich, see?