Control the Throne

[Luigifreak]

I crush your diminutive stature without much effort with my massive girth. THRONE GET!

 

[Snowstalker]

I get a fish and throw it somewhere, see? And you go fetch it, see? And I take the empty throne, see?

 

[SuperAnthony]

I get a bag and put you in it, throw the bag in a warp pipe, and sit on the throne.

 

[Jesus Freak]

I sit in the throne at 3:00 in the morning and throw you in a warp pipe while you're asleep.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I throw the warp pipe in the warp pipe which creates a paradox which eats all of you. I sit and claim the throne!

 

[Luigifreak]

Yes, but I exist between dimentions (i think??) so no paradox affects me. I crush you with a grandstone and take the throne.

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I walk up and punch you in the face! Throne is mine!

 

[Smiddle]

I was wearing an invisible mask that hurt your knuckles. The throne is mine.

 

[Luigifreak]

I show a time paradox from the chrono series to you. While you cry out in agony, I take the throne.

 

[Smiddle]

I adopt absolute monarchy and then I use money from taxes to get nukes. Throne get.

 

[Luigifreak]

I had just became one of your citizens. I evaded the nuke tax. When you realize that you had taxed just enough money to buy nukes, I turn sweeden against you. They remove you from power and I take the throne.

 

[Tehchomps]

I support Obama. I take the throne.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

I support communism.

I take the throne.

 

[Booman]

I support Retardedness.

I take the throne.

 

[Pit]

i keel you

THRONE GETZORZ

 

[Snowstalker]

I don't support communism because my parents lived in Cuba before moving here. It sucked.

Also, I took the throne while you weren't looking.

 

[Zero777]

I use my geass to tell you to get off the throne, anoint me as the new king, and then kill yourself.

I am now EMPORER ZERO!

 

[Luigifreak]

Unfortanatly, dictators always kill themselves. There's always suicide. I take the throne.

 

[ralphfan]

Well, Lavos committed suicide, so now the throne is mine. And I take happy pills so I don't kill myself.

 

[Zero777]

Shoot you to the moon

Emporer Zero is back!

 

[ralphfan]

I returned from the moon with an army of ninja ferrets.

 

[Zero777]

I use the Mordred's Stark Hadron Canonn to blow and burn you and your entire army to the ground.

Emporer Zero keeps the throne

 

[Tehchomps]

I sell your giant robot on ebay for a modest price. I take the throne.

 

[SmartGuy]

I take the throne

^

 

[Uniju]

I was the one who bought the robot. I kill all of you and take the throne.