Control the Throne

That was a mirage you saw, and I slice you with my sword.
 
While you are on the "throne," I blow it up with a massive amount of explosives. Now that you are destroyed, I go to the real throne, which was behind the fake one that Ultima Bahamut found long ago.
 
I use my mad computer skillz to transfer all your monarch powers to me.

ALL YOUR THRONES ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!