Promote the above user to sysop for a stupid reason!

Promoted for having quotes in your signature.
 
Promoted for having your guy wear sunglasses because my guy wears sunglasses too.
 
Promoted for having effing Mario in every image you have
 
Promoted because I know you're joking and I can read your small text
 
Promoted for having Wario fart
 
Promoted for liking Donkey Kong