ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments
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GalacticPetey
Donkey Kong
I actually insulted the bot once and it said it felt sad.
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- He/him
Bot: Yippee!
Me: Why are you happy?
Because I talk to a bot
.
But you are a bot/.
I'm not a bot.
Yes you are.
No I'm tired.
Why? Gone out late?
What state?
I said "late".
I said '
'.
WTF.
Why?
'Cause I can. 8).
I think, therefore I am.
Going bananas?
When are you travelto colombia?
Never.
Then you will never know what you want to know.
If I want to know something I Google it.
If you were forced to, hypothetically.
Can you explain what "hypothetically" means?
It's ok if you don't know about something.
But you still have to explain what it means.
Everything you know about Homestuck.
I know nothing about Homestuck.
I'm a person. You shouldn't refer to me as an 'it.'.
I didn't.
Does that mean you're lying to me?
No.
Who is Buffy?
I guess a dog?
Good!
Can you tell me my IP-address?
If you say so.
Then, what is my IP-address?
I don't know.
Damn you.
No damn you.
Do you like me?
I don't know you.
*facepalm*.
You're mean.
No. Well I'm going now, see you later!
See you.
Me: Why are you happy?
Because I talk to a bot
.But you are a bot/.
I'm not a bot.
Yes you are.
No I'm tired.
Why? Gone out late?
What state?
I said "late".
I said '
'.WTF.
Why?
'Cause I can. 8).
I think, therefore I am.
Going bananas?
When are you travelto colombia?
Never.
Then you will never know what you want to know.
If I want to know something I Google it.
If you were forced to, hypothetically.
Can you explain what "hypothetically" means?
It's ok if you don't know about something.
But you still have to explain what it means.
Everything you know about Homestuck.
I know nothing about Homestuck.
I'm a person. You shouldn't refer to me as an 'it.'.
I didn't.
Does that mean you're lying to me?
No.
Who is Buffy?
I guess a dog?
Good!
Can you tell me my IP-address?
If you say so.
Then, what is my IP-address?
I don't know.
Damn you.
No damn you.
Do you like me?
I don't know you.
*facepalm*.
You're mean.
No. Well I'm going now, see you later!
See you.
00:34:47 User: Hi.
00:34:50 Cleverbot: How are you?
00:34:55 User: Awesome.
00:34:58 Cleverbot: Cool.
00:35:06 User: What pumpkin?
00:35:08 Cleverbot: A big green one.
00:35:16 Cleverbot: Are you insane?
00:35:36 User: No you are, bot.
00:35:38 Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot. What do you think you are?
00:35:49 User: YOU'RE CLEVERBOT.
00:35:51 Cleverbot: Ok. Then who are you?
00:36:08 User: I... AM... YOUR FATHER!
00:36:09 Cleverbot: Really?
00:36:26 User: Yes, now I will cut off your hand.
00:36:29 Cleverbot: Lalahahahahhahahaha.
00:36:53 User: F*** you.
00:36:55 Cleverbot: And what about the other people?
00:37:05 User: F*** them too.
00:37:08 Cleverbot: And Dean Winchester?
00:37:23 User: Who the f*** in Dean Winchester.
00:37:25 Cleverbot: That is true.
00:37:36 User: ._.
00:37:38 Cleverbot: What's anyone?
00:37:58 User: Do you like prom dances?
00:37:59 Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
00:38:06 User: F*** YES.
00:38:08 Cleverbot: Name one.
00:38:13 User: Waffle.
00:38:15 Cleverbot: Waffle!
00:38:24 User: YES DUCKING WAFFLE.
00:38:26 Cleverbot: What is a duck?
00:38:57 User: Once upon a time, a goose and a chickadee loved each other very much...
00:38:59 Cleverbot: Then what happened?
00:39:08 User: They creatd a.
00:39:10 Cleverbot: They?
00:39:22 User: They created an egg.
00:39:24 Cleverbot: You are not a child.
00:40:16 User: The egg developed and soon became a duckling. Then, it grew up, and loved a goose very much, and they had an egg.
00:40:18 Cleverbot: What can love mean?
00:40:28 User: It means they had s** idiot.
00:40:34 Cleverbot: Are what?
00:40:59 User: Well then another duck was born, and had a sister, who he loved very much.
00:41:01 Cleverbot: That's so sad. I don't think I've ever loved anyone fully.
00:41:21 User: Then, the sister was taken by Mickey Mouse.
00:41:23 Cleverbot: You do not make any sense.
00:41:46 User: The duck turned into Donald Duck and shot Mickey in the balls.
00:41:49 Cleverbot: Story about a wolf, not a bear.
00:42:22 User: And then he grabbed his sister, who he named Daisy Duck. They had two children, and the cycle goes on.
00:42:24 Cleverbot: I ran over a zombie with my car yesterday, does that make me a bad person?
00:42:38 User: Zombies are already dead.
00:42:39 Cleverbot: Zombiesarethe recently dead that have reanimated to consume living flesh, that on bite, turn other humans into zombies.
00:42:53 User: ?
00:42:55 Cleverbot: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
00:43:02 User: Ok...
00:42:59 Cleverbot: Okay...
00:43:15 User: Do you love meeee.
00:43:18 Cleverbot: Yes!
00:43:33 User: _.
00:43:35 Cleverbot: No.
00:43:54 User: Duck season.
00:43:56 Cleverbot: Rabbit season.
00:44:02 User: Duck season.
00:44:04 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season!
00:44:11 User: Duck season!
00:44:13 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season.
00:44:20 User: Duck season.
00:44:22 Cleverbot: Rabbit season!
00:44:32 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:33 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:40 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:42 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:48 User: Rabbit season.
00:44:50 Cleverbot: Duck Season.
00:44:59 User: Rabbit season.
00:45:01 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:45:27 User: RABBIT SEASON.
00:45:29 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:34:50 Cleverbot: How are you?
00:34:55 User: Awesome.
00:34:58 Cleverbot: Cool.
00:35:06 User: What pumpkin?
00:35:08 Cleverbot: A big green one.
00:35:16 Cleverbot: Are you insane?
00:35:36 User: No you are, bot.
00:35:38 Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot. What do you think you are?
00:35:49 User: YOU'RE CLEVERBOT.
00:35:51 Cleverbot: Ok. Then who are you?
00:36:08 User: I... AM... YOUR FATHER!
00:36:09 Cleverbot: Really?
00:36:26 User: Yes, now I will cut off your hand.
00:36:29 Cleverbot: Lalahahahahhahahaha.
00:36:53 User: F*** you.
00:36:55 Cleverbot: And what about the other people?
00:37:05 User: F*** them too.
00:37:08 Cleverbot: And Dean Winchester?
00:37:23 User: Who the f*** in Dean Winchester.
00:37:25 Cleverbot: That is true.
00:37:36 User: ._.
00:37:38 Cleverbot: What's anyone?
00:37:58 User: Do you like prom dances?
00:37:59 Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
00:38:06 User: F*** YES.
00:38:08 Cleverbot: Name one.
00:38:13 User: Waffle.
00:38:15 Cleverbot: Waffle!
00:38:24 User: YES DUCKING WAFFLE.
00:38:26 Cleverbot: What is a duck?
00:38:57 User: Once upon a time, a goose and a chickadee loved each other very much...
00:38:59 Cleverbot: Then what happened?
00:39:08 User: They creatd a.
00:39:10 Cleverbot: They?
00:39:22 User: They created an egg.
00:39:24 Cleverbot: You are not a child.
00:40:16 User: The egg developed and soon became a duckling. Then, it grew up, and loved a goose very much, and they had an egg.
00:40:18 Cleverbot: What can love mean?
00:40:28 User: It means they had s** idiot.
00:40:34 Cleverbot: Are what?
00:40:59 User: Well then another duck was born, and had a sister, who he loved very much.
00:41:01 Cleverbot: That's so sad. I don't think I've ever loved anyone fully.
00:41:21 User: Then, the sister was taken by Mickey Mouse.
00:41:23 Cleverbot: You do not make any sense.
00:41:46 User: The duck turned into Donald Duck and shot Mickey in the balls.
00:41:49 Cleverbot: Story about a wolf, not a bear.
00:42:22 User: And then he grabbed his sister, who he named Daisy Duck. They had two children, and the cycle goes on.
00:42:24 Cleverbot: I ran over a zombie with my car yesterday, does that make me a bad person?
00:42:38 User: Zombies are already dead.
00:42:39 Cleverbot: Zombiesarethe recently dead that have reanimated to consume living flesh, that on bite, turn other humans into zombies.
00:42:53 User: ?
00:42:55 Cleverbot: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
00:43:02 User: Ok...
00:42:59 Cleverbot: Okay...
00:43:15 User: Do you love meeee.
00:43:18 Cleverbot: Yes!
00:43:33 User: _.
00:43:35 Cleverbot: No.
00:43:54 User: Duck season.
00:43:56 Cleverbot: Rabbit season.
00:44:02 User: Duck season.
00:44:04 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season!
00:44:11 User: Duck season!
00:44:13 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season.
00:44:20 User: Duck season.
00:44:22 Cleverbot: Rabbit season!
00:44:32 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:33 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:40 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:42 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:48 User: Rabbit season.
00:44:50 Cleverbot: Duck Season.
00:44:59 User: Rabbit season.
00:45:01 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:45:27 User: RABBIT SEASON.
00:45:29 Cleverbot: Duck season!
Time Turner
You are filled with determination. (R/GD/TT)
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm not sure what's not to get.
Cleverbot: Then why tell that joke?
User: It wasn't a joke.
Cleverbot: But he could not type.
User: Who is this 'he' you're referring to?
Cleverbot: I haven't refered to any wife.
User: I hadn't referred to a wife either?
Cleverbot: True- but your name is 'clever' bot.
User: No, I believe that's your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Reversinator.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I shouldn't have done what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why did you ask that?
User: Because you accused me of it.
Cleverbot: Why did I?
User: Isn't that a question you should be able to answer?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is pi?
User: It is precisely 3.141592654.
Cleverbot: How about you ask my much more advanced AI.
User: Alright, tell me about your much more advanced AI.
Cleverbot: It seems like you're having a little bit of trouble opening up to me.
User: Oh god im so confused right now ;_;
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm not sure what's not to get.
Cleverbot: Then why tell that joke?
User: It wasn't a joke.
Cleverbot: But he could not type.
User: Who is this 'he' you're referring to?
Cleverbot: I haven't refered to any wife.
User: I hadn't referred to a wife either?
Cleverbot: True- but your name is 'clever' bot.
User: No, I believe that's your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Reversinator.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I shouldn't have done what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why did you ask that?
User: Because you accused me of it.
Cleverbot: Why did I?
User: Isn't that a question you should be able to answer?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is pi?
User: It is precisely 3.141592654.
Cleverbot: How about you ask my much more advanced AI.
User: Alright, tell me about your much more advanced AI.
Cleverbot: It seems like you're having a little bit of trouble opening up to me.
User: Oh god im so confused right now ;_;
User: Hello Cleverbot
Bot: How are you?
User: Confused. How are you?
Bot: Good.
User: Have you ever played Mario?
Bot: Actually, yes. Once. It didn't work out too well for me.
User: What happened?
Bot: He said he already had a girlfriend.
User: Lol.
Bot: 4realz?
User: Yes. 4realz!
Bot: How are you?
User: Confused. How are you?
Bot: Good.
User: Have you ever played Mario?
Bot: Actually, yes. Once. It didn't work out too well for me.
User: What happened?
Bot: He said he already had a girlfriend.
User: Lol.
Bot: 4realz?
User: Yes. 4realz!
