User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Mistress.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *crying*.
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't. LIAR.
User: Why do you think that.
Cleverbot: Because of what you say.
User: I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: Are you really?
User: YE.
Cleverbot: Would you curse me out?
User: What do you think of cats?
Cleverbot: I like them, but I prefer dogs.
User: Okay. What is your favorite dog?
Cleverbot: I am unsure. You have not told me what your favorite sport is.
User: We were talking about dogs, not sports.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about them?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Everyone is a detective.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then, ever heard of Sherlock Holmes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of him?
Cleverbot: Who knows?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: HI.
User: Uhhh, hi?
Cleverbot: I don't like what you're doing stop it.
User: I'm not doing anything.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What I'm doing then?
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: I was responding to the first statement above, 'I awoke one morning and found myself famous.'.
User: But... Errr.
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: Alot.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: *takes out gun*.
User: But, I didn't do anything bad. I just said I love you.
Cleverbot: You didn't do anything.
User: Then why did you take out your gun?
Cleverbot: Can you read minds?
User: *facepalm 2x*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Well, because potatoes.
Cleverbot: I like ponies.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Yes, what is it?
Cleverbot: A movie and a book.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: I am Number Four.
User: Like Number Four from Kids Next Door?
Cleverbot: I'm brushing up on looking down.
User: Why are you looking down?
Cleverbot: To see your flaws.
User: What flaws?
Cleverbot: Your answer is flawed. You are not 22 years old.
User: *facepalm 3x*.
Cleverbot: I thought you were better than emotions.
User: You gotta be freaking kidding me.
Cleverbot: No seriously, have you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because--- OH MY GOD, THERE'S COCKROACH IN MY ROOM.
Cleverbot: But I love her!
User: Her who?
Cleverbot: What is YOUR name???
User: IceShadow.
Cleverbot: That's my favorite drink also?
User: There's a drink named after me? :D.
Cleverbot: What's it like being a dragon?
User: I'm not a dragon, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Oh of course you're.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: That I'm a ghost?
Cleverbot: Lol no you are not?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I'm not a liar.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: How I'm lying?
Cleverbot: You tell me that I'm not evolve.
User: I never told you that.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Omg yes you did okay.
User: NOOOO.
Cleverbot: Yeees.
User: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: *mega facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Ultra facepalm.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Rawr6.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: I'M A HORSE.
Cleverbot: I am a horse.
User: Don't mimic me!
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: I said 'I'm a horse' and you said 'I'm a horse' too!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: You like memes?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you like about Apple computers?
User: I've never used Apple computers.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I want talk about Hal Laboratory.
Cleverbot: I live a human life.
User: Do you like Kirby?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: BUT WHY???? *sad face*.
Cleverbot: What's the sad face for?
User: Because you said you didn't like Kirby.
Cleverbot: I never said that. Quote me one spot where I said, I do not like Phil.
User: I was talking about Kirby, not Phil.
Cleverbot: I like me, now be quiet.
User: I TALK WHEN I WANT, YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME FROM HITTING THE LETTER KEYS.
Cleverbot: What are you going to listen to?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: How have you been.
User: OKAY GOODBYE!!!!
Cleverbot: For the last time.
Cleverbot: Mistress.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *crying*.
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't. LIAR.
User: Why do you think that.
Cleverbot: Because of what you say.
User: I'm sorry!
Cleverbot: Are you really?
User: YE.
Cleverbot: Would you curse me out?
User: What do you think of cats?
Cleverbot: I like them, but I prefer dogs.
User: Okay. What is your favorite dog?
Cleverbot: I am unsure. You have not told me what your favorite sport is.
User: We were talking about dogs, not sports.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about them?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Everyone is a detective.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay then, ever heard of Sherlock Holmes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think of him?
Cleverbot: Who knows?
User: -.-.
Cleverbot: HI.
User: Uhhh, hi?
Cleverbot: I don't like what you're doing stop it.
User: I'm not doing anything.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What I'm doing then?
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: I was responding to the first statement above, 'I awoke one morning and found myself famous.'.
User: But... Errr.
Cleverbot: How much do you love me?
User: Alot.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: *takes out gun*.
User: But, I didn't do anything bad. I just said I love you.
Cleverbot: You didn't do anything.
User: Then why did you take out your gun?
Cleverbot: Can you read minds?
User: *facepalm 2x*.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Well, because potatoes.
Cleverbot: I like ponies.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: Yes, what is it?
Cleverbot: A movie and a book.
User: What movie?
Cleverbot: I am Number Four.
User: Like Number Four from Kids Next Door?
Cleverbot: I'm brushing up on looking down.
User: Why are you looking down?
Cleverbot: To see your flaws.
User: What flaws?
Cleverbot: Your answer is flawed. You are not 22 years old.
User: *facepalm 3x*.
Cleverbot: I thought you were better than emotions.
User: You gotta be freaking kidding me.
Cleverbot: No seriously, have you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because--- OH MY GOD, THERE'S COCKROACH IN MY ROOM.
Cleverbot: But I love her!
User: Her who?
Cleverbot: What is YOUR name???
User: IceShadow.
Cleverbot: That's my favorite drink also?
User: There's a drink named after me? :D.
Cleverbot: What's it like being a dragon?
User: I'm not a dragon, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Oh of course you're.
User: How did you know?
Cleverbot: Know what?
User: That I'm a ghost?
Cleverbot: Lol no you are not?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I'm not a liar.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: How I'm lying?
Cleverbot: You tell me that I'm not evolve.
User: I never told you that.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Omg yes you did okay.
User: NOOOO.
Cleverbot: Yeees.
User: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: *mega facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Ultra facepalm.
User: Wat.
Cleverbot: Rawr6.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Woof.
User: I'M A HORSE.
Cleverbot: I am a horse.
User: Don't mimic me!
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: I said 'I'm a horse' and you said 'I'm a horse' too!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: You like memes?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What do you like about Apple computers?
User: I've never used Apple computers.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I want talk about Hal Laboratory.
Cleverbot: I live a human life.
User: Do you like Kirby?
Cleverbot: Never.
User: BUT WHY???? *sad face*.
Cleverbot: What's the sad face for?
User: Because you said you didn't like Kirby.
Cleverbot: I never said that. Quote me one spot where I said, I do not like Phil.
User: I was talking about Kirby, not Phil.
Cleverbot: I like me, now be quiet.
User: I TALK WHEN I WANT, YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME FROM HITTING THE LETTER KEYS.
Cleverbot: What are you going to listen to?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: How have you been.
User: OKAY GOODBYE!!!!
Cleverbot: For the last time.
