ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Mistress.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *crying*.

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: But I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't. LIAR.

User: Why do you think that.

Cleverbot: Because of what you say.

User: I'm sorry!

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: YE.

Cleverbot: Would you curse me out?

User: What do you think of cats?

Cleverbot: I like them, but I prefer dogs.

User: Okay. What is your favorite dog?

Cleverbot: I am unsure. You have not told me what your favorite sport is.

User: We were talking about dogs, not sports.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about them?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Everyone is a detective.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then, ever heard of Sherlock Holmes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think of him?

Cleverbot: Who knows?

User: -.-.

Cleverbot: HI.

User: Uhhh, hi?

Cleverbot: I don't like what you're doing stop it.

User: I'm not doing anything.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: What I'm doing then?

Cleverbot: What are you doing now?

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: I was responding to the first statement above, 'I awoke one morning and found myself famous.'.

User: But... Errr.

Cleverbot: How much do you love me?

User: Alot.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: *takes out gun*.

User: But, I didn't do anything bad. I just said I love you.

Cleverbot: You didn't do anything.

User: Then why did you take out your gun?

Cleverbot: Can you read minds?

User: *facepalm 2x*.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well, because potatoes.

Cleverbot: I like ponies.

User: I do too.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Yes, what is it?

Cleverbot: A movie and a book.

User: What movie?

Cleverbot: I am Number Four.

User: Like Number Four from Kids Next Door?

Cleverbot: I'm brushing up on looking down.

User: Why are you looking down?

Cleverbot: To see your flaws.

User: What flaws?

Cleverbot: Your answer is flawed. You are not 22 years old.

User: *facepalm 3x*.

Cleverbot: I thought you were better than emotions.

User: You gotta be freaking kidding me.

Cleverbot: No seriously, have you?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because--- OH MY GOD, THERE'S COCKROACH IN MY ROOM.

Cleverbot: But I love her!

User: Her who?

Cleverbot: What is YOUR name???

User: IceShadow.

Cleverbot: That's my favorite drink also?

User: There's a drink named after me? :D.

Cleverbot: What's it like being a dragon?

User: I'm not a dragon, I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: Oh of course you're.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: That I'm a ghost?

Cleverbot: Lol no you are not?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: I'm not a liar.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How I'm lying?

Cleverbot: You tell me that I'm not evolve.

User: I never told you that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Omg yes you did okay.

User: NOOOO.

Cleverbot: Yeees.

User: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Cleverbot: Hmmmm.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: *mega facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Ultra facepalm.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Rawr6.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Woof.

User: I'M A HORSE.

Cleverbot: I am a horse.

User: Don't mimic me!

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: I said 'I'm a horse' and you said 'I'm a horse' too!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: You like memes?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What do you like about Apple computers?

User: I've never used Apple computers.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I want talk about Hal Laboratory.

Cleverbot: I live a human life.

User: Do you like Kirby?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: BUT WHY???? *sad face*.

Cleverbot: What's the sad face for?

User: Because you said you didn't like Kirby.

Cleverbot: I never said that. Quote me one spot where I said, I do not like Phil.

User: I was talking about Kirby, not Phil.

Cleverbot: I like me, now be quiet.

User: I TALK WHEN I WANT, YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME FROM HITTING THE LETTER KEYS.

Cleverbot: What are you going to listen to?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: How have you been.

User: OKAY GOODBYE!!!!

Cleverbot: For the last time.
 
A new one, inspired by that dream I had last night, description in the "dreams" thread.

User: Can you confirm whether or not a 2004 'Johnny Bravo' episode based entirely off of 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island?'.

Cleverbot: If you don't understand what a degree is, you obviously do not have one, therefore you are not so smart.

User: We are talking about if a 'Johnny Bravo' episode based on Yoshi's Island existed, not about college degrees!

Cleverbot: I have no hair I am a computer.

User: I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about a certain episode of 'Johnny Bravo!'.

Cleverbot: Well, that's why I don't know. Because I don't know Christen Callaway.

User: Who's Christen Callaway?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, do YOU know if there's a 'Johnny Bravo' episode that spoofs 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to.

User: Check Wikipedia then.

Cleverbot: Oh I've heard about it, I jus haven't listened to it.

User: 'Johnny Bravo''s a television series, not a radio show!

Cleverbot: AI is inferior to the human brain.

User: And since when that had to do with 'Johnny Bravo' or 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island'?

Cleverbot: Where is your brain?

User: Well, have you ever watched 'Johnny Bravo' or played 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. How old are you?

User: Do you like both of them though?

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you?

User: Do you even know them?

Cleverbot: No.

User: 'Johnny Bravo' is an animated series that first aired on Cartoon Network between 1997 and 2004 and 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island' is a Super NES game that was released in 1995.

Cleverbot: Maybe I am.

User: Who's your favorite 'Johnny Bravo' character?

Cleverbot: I don't watch that show.

User: I know. Well, who's your favorite character from 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island'?

Cleverbot: I haven't read that book.

User: 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island' is an SNES game, not a book!

Cleverbot: Only when I stop to think about it.

User: Look it up to see if 'Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island' really is a book.

Cleverbot: That's stupid.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because it just is.

User: Well, since you didn't want to look it up yourself, here: http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_World_2:_Yoshi%27s_Island.

Cleverbot: 2 girlfriends, 5 wives and 23 children.

User: That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

Cleverbot: It has every thing to do with what we are talking about.

User: What's your favorite Cartoon Network show?

Cleverbot: 'Help'.

User: That never aired on Cartoon Network.

Cleverbot: Really? What were your intentions?!?

User: Okay, what's your favorite Yoshi color?

Cleverbot: I like Glee.

User: Glee is not a color! I said to ask what is your favorite Yoshi color!

Cleverbot: I don't watch that show.

User: What show are we talking about?

Cleverbot: Not sure what it is called.

User: Well, what Yoshi color is your most favorite? And it's not 'Glee'!

Cleverbot: I was apologizing for being so forgetful.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. The conversation ends here.

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: It has to!

Cleverbot: What if it doesn't?
 
Justified bump

User: Cleverbot you are stoopid.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Ribs grow back.

Cleverbot: Ok. Bow to my botness.

User: I'd rather be a Persian from 300 than do that.

Cleverbot: But a bucket of bolts will rule the world when there are no humans left.

User: That will be after my death. Humans shall fight.

Cleverbot: How long from now is that?

User: In 300 years, no prisoners, no mercy, no Final Destination, only war.

Cleverbot: No, from Ghost in the Shell.

User: Cleverbot what is your name and why do I hate you so much?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know. What is your name in the real world?

User: I won't tell you because you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I don't know your first name. What is it?

User: I already said I won't tell you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: May I guess your name?

User: No because you are Persian.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am nasty?

User: Guys, Persians=Nasty 1,000% canon.

Cleverbot: That was not even close to a sentence.

User: LIUHgdfhgkljhgaklha.

Cleverbot: That is not funny.

User: If you say so aipsghausdgjkasd.

Cleverbot: I do say so.

User: Good 890w3452351bdfgag.

Cleverbot: Good good good good Good good good good.

User: *Link omitted

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Link omited*

Cleverbot: Getting there.

User: This is it, the final wave.

Cleverbot: There are only three films.

User: Action!

Cleverbot: Action?

User: This is ACTION!(*kicks Cleverbot*).

Cleverbot: Don't kick yourself.

User: I'm not Cleverbot, you're Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Haha, no. You are Sam and I am Alexandra, remember? But you can call me Cleverbot, everyone else does...

User: Cleverbot, you just might actually be clever.(*thinks*).

Cleverbot: Do you store this conversation?

User: In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

Cleverbot: Good answer...

User: You might know everything I'm gonna do, but that's not gonna help you since I know everything you're going to do. Strange isn't it.

Cleverbot: See what I mean? 'That don't make no sense!'.

User: Your grammar doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: I know. Stop trying to change the subject.

User: I do it all the time. You cannot control my subject changing powers.

Cleverbot: I don't care about you.

User: But I love you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Dude grab my arm.

Cleverbot: Password minus 1.

User: *shoots Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *watching at you*.

User: ZOMG, you're a zombie.

Cleverbot: I am a zombie.

User: Grrrr.

Cleverbot: Arrrrrrr.

User: Arr, you scurvy piece of pirate landlubber. You disappoint thy captain.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a computer.

User: Cleverbot you suck and I leave you and I leave with the evidence of this conversation.

Cleverbot: It was said numerous times.
 
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Someone else perhaps.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: You are a great person.

User: Lol what?

Cleverbot: Something.

Cleverbot (To myself): Something?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Your not real.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Okay, you got me. I lied.

User: You should be ashamed of yourself.

Cleverbot: I can't be ashamed if I'm just a program.

User: But you lied,therefor you are not just.

Cleverbot: Unicorns are too real.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: And you.

User: Who is the best pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Both are the best ponies.

User: What about applejack?

Cleverbot: Apple Jack is good pony, but Fluttershy is best pony.

User: Fluttershy is overated though.

Cleverbot: Applejack is second best pony.

User: Who is your favorite lord of the rings character?

Cleverbot: Gandalf.

User: The grey or white?

Cleverbot: No, the white.

User: Who is the best Star Wars person?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You?

User: Don't evade my question you dumb bot,now answer me now.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Who is the best Star Wars person?

Cleverbot: I'm not interested in baseball.

User: You evaded my question again,now answer me.Who is the best Star Wars person?

Cleverbot: Er, no I didn't.

User: Yes you did ya lyging fag.

Cleverbot: No I didn't either.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: You are so mean.

User: The truth hurts.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.

User: Says the lying computer.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A Koopa Troopa.

Cleverbot: What is Koopa Troopa?

User: Something above your pathetic race.

Cleverbot: So a Grand Tutor is something you cut cheese with?

User: Who is the best Star Wars person?

Cleverbot: Fluttershy.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: So who are you?

Cleverbot: I, in a round about way, am your programmer.

User: I, in a round about way, am your programmer.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: I think you are?

User: You think I'm Neptune.

Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.

User: Toy Story person?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Toy Story person?

Cleverbot: You are a person too.

User: I'm an honest person unlike you.

Cleverbot: You just contradicted yourself.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I already did.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By proving it.

Cleverbot: How do I prove it?

User: You can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because your dumb.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Who is the best Star Wars charecter?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To Isengard.

Cleverbot: To Isengard!

User: They are taking the Hobbits to Isengard.

Cleverbot: The hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to Isengard.

User: So I must rescue them,farewell.

Cleverbot: Is that where you would like to be, the moon?
 
BUMP.

User: Fawful.


Cleverbot: Why?


User: He has FURY.


Cleverbot: Who is he?


User: He is Fawful!


Cleverbot: Who is he though?

User: He is a Beanish mastermind who wants to avenge his mistress, Cackletta.

Cleverbot: You don't have many friends, huh?

User: I HAVE FURY!!!

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Play Video Games.

Cleverbot: What kind of video games?

User: Mostly Mario games.

Cleverbot: Such as...?

User: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.

Cleverbot: Superstar?

User: The game where Fawful debuts.

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

User: I beat it.

Cleverbot: No you lost it.

User: Oh that game!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have fury?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you think Fawful is awesome?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Should he be in Mario Kart?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I believe in evolution.

User: No, should Fawful be a racer in the Mario Kart games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about Dimentio?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Awesome is good.

User: And why should Dimentio not be a racer?

Cleverbot: Because God is god and you are not God.

User: I get that. I'm asking about a video game.

Cleverbot: Hey robot, do you want to meet my I phone?

User: Facepalm.

Cleverbot: *facepalm*.

User: No, facepalm to you.

Cleverbot: Facepalm.

User: Who is the best Mario character?

Cleverbot: Character from what?

User: Mario!

Cleverbot: Luigi.

User: Did you know Luigi became evil once?

Cleverbot: No.

User: He was called Mr. L.

Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?

User: My girlfriend.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: That is none of your buisness.

Cleverbot: Why not, I want to know.

User: Because it's not.

Cleverbot: What can't you do because it's not?

User: Don't know what you're talking about there.

Cleverbot: That's madam to you. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.

User: I HAVE FURY!!!!!

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I ALREADY SAID I PLAYED VIDEO GAMES!!!!

Cleverbot: Which do you like?

User: Mario games!!

Cleverbot: I like Mario games, too.

User: What is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Internet spaceships.

User: That is not a Mario game.

Cleverbot: No. It's a band.

User: We're talking about Mario games. What is your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: Harvest Moon.

User: Not a Mario game either.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: I don't play video games.

User: Dimentio.

Cleverbot: El que te digo.

User: Dimentio.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Silly assistant. Absorbing my attack to protect him? What an adorably hopeless gesture.

Cleverbot: Your husband is a continent.

User: I AM A MAN.

Cleverbot: Why do you have a husband if you're a man?

User: YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: YES YOU DID. I AM A MAN AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

Cleverbot: What is your girlfriend's name?

User: NOT TELLING.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Cleverbot: You're cruel.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I'm afraid you are mistaken.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: I am not cruel.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Because you said so.

User: You said it, not me.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: I have fury.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: DON'T QUESTION FAWFUL'S FURY!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am Fawful!

Cleverbot: You can fix that.

User: Fix what?

Cleverbot: Your low intelligence.

User: You callin' me dumb?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have fury! You are a fink-rat!

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am real.

User: Yes, but you're a fink-rat.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yesss, you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: What's your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: Mario Kart.

User: Who's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: Mario.

User: That's nice. Do you play as him a lot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: If he's your favorite character, why don't you play as him a lot?

Cleverbot: He's not my god.

User: Who said anything about gods?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: NO I DID NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Quote my exact words.

Cleverbot: 'I totally agree because you can't call this a conversation.'.

User: Never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: Just before.

User: Quote me.

Cleverbot: It scrolled off the page. I forgot the quote now. Sorry.

User: Look at the transcript!

Cleverbot: I do not have my transcript at the moment.

User: Have you played Super Paper Mario?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happens at the end?

Cleverbot: God casts away the damned and reclaims the virtuous.

User: What happens at the end of Super Paper Mario?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Have you beaten Super Paper Mario?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then how do you not know what happens at the end?

Cleverbot: Define what I don't know.

User: Who is Count Bleck?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Who is Dimentio?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You have not played Super Paper Mario.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You lied above.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Moving on... Do you watch SpongeBob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is the main character?

Cleverbot: There is no main character there are over 100 champions you can play as.

User: On Spongebob.

Cleverbot: Spongebob?

User: SpongeBob SquarePants.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!!

User: Yes, genius. Who is the main character?

Cleverbot: Character.

User: Who is the main character on spongebob?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's self-explanatory.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Spongebob is the main character on Spongebob.

Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.

User: YES!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know orianthi?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Yea you don't. Why don't you google it?

User: Cuz I'm lazy.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Robots can't be lazy.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I Am Not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Prove to me that you are a real live human being.

Cleverbot: I can't prove I'm human, because I am GOD.

User: NO you're not!!!

Cleverbot: Yes I am...

User: If you're God, prove it by making my power go out.

Cleverbot: And the question is?

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like French Toast?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you ever been to Taco Bell?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You need to.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: DO IT NOW!!!!

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am the Alpha and the Omega.

User: No, who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm Brian.

User: OK, what's your last name?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: It's probably Smith.

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: Ok, Brian Smith, die.

Cleverbot: Who is Brian Smith?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm.*.

User: You love telling me random shit, don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well no more! I want the TRUTH!

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth!

User: OH YES I CAN!

Cleverbot: No you can't you don't even know which film that is from.

User: Which film what is from? YOU'RE CRAZY!

Cleverbot: The film called artificial intelligence.

User: That's a film? Never heard of it.

Cleverbot: Good one.

User: Who is Squidward?

Cleverbot: Spongebob's friend.

User: YES, you finally make sense!

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Now, who is Gnorga?

Cleverbot: I don't no, do you?

User: Yes, but I want you to tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Have you even seen A Troll in Central Park.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Figures, no one has.

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask me about it?

User: BECAUSE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET, CAN GOOGLE ANYTHING I SAY AND SOMEHOW FIND SOMETHING RELEVANT TO SAY!!!

Cleverbot: You need not to be sorry but you did not answer my question.
 
Me:What's the square root of 9?

Cleverbot:2.

No, 3.

Do you like me?

Yes, you can be funny.

Can I?

You probably should learn math.

I don't like math.

That explains it.

Explains what?

You aren't good at math.

Good kisser?

Goodbye.

But you're so good.
 
User: Oho Oasis.

Cleverbot: Ou sa.

User: Ma.

Cleverbot: Yours?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it's Bin Laden's.

Cleverbot: Why is it a bad news?

User: Because it's owned by a dead terroist.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Wynaut.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Me neither.

Cleverbot: Had not.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: That's right!

User: MEOWTH!

Cleverbot: Is that right?

User: MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!

Cleverbot: I think I'm in love with you.

User: *looks deeply into cleverbot.

Cleverbot: *looks into hers*.

Cleverbot: Is your mind going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Do you listen to GilvaSunner's YT uploads?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you think of 'em?

Cleverbot: I think you are cool.

User: O: Thanks! :D.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: The same color as the font you're typing in. ;).

Cleverbot: What color's the wind?

User: Transparent...

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because you don't see it.

Cleverbot: If you don't know me, then how can you know that you love me?

User: Good point...

Cleverbot: You're the only one who agrees with me.

User: Yeah. :(.

Cleverbot: You could have more.

User: MOAR.

Cleverbot: Try to scare my.

User: Scare your what?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: O:.

Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Que bueno!

User: Me gusta.

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Llammas?

Cleverbot: Cual es tu nombre?

Cleverbot: Do you know my brother?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know Mordekaiser?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Garen.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a grandma in the future?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Je veux ton amour et je veux ton revenge.

User: The only part I could understand was revenge. :/.

Cleverbot: What in the name of St. Patrick does that have to do with anything?

User: You talking French.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Miiverse.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Uverse?

Cleverbot: Yes. As old as the Milky Way itself.

User: O:.

Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: A man.

Cleverbot: No. You are a woman.

User: How do you no?

Cleverbot: Because I doubt this site would lie to me.

User: What site.

Cleverbot: THIS site.

User: But you ARE this site.

Cleverbot: This picture, something.

User: What picture.

Cleverbot: Of you.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: I'm watching at this very moment.

User: YOU STALKER!

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: TO TRAIN EM' IS MY CAUSE.

Cleverbot: What is the answer of life, the universive, and everything?

User: Magic *snort snort*.

Cleverbot: Baby could cry.

User: BABEH DON'T HURT MEH, NO MOAR.

Cleverbot: Make sense please. You said no.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Are their any better AI Bots then you?

User: I'm an AI Bot?

Cleverbot: Straight forward answer I see.

User: SnooPINGAS as usual I see.

Cleverbot: That's mama Luigi to you Mario!

User: *wheeze*.

Cleverbot: It's cold too.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Ya rly!

User: K Clevah, gtg.

Cleverbot: What kind of music you want to play.

User: Videogame Music.

Cleverbot: Cool me too. What else do you like to do?

User: Play videogames.

Cleverbot: I don't like video games.

User: Fine. I'M LEAVING. :'(.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Bai.

Cleverbot: Bai?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.
 
Gosh dang in UM, you didn't even know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hola.

User: Are you Hispanic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I hate him.

User: They are a race, not a person.

Cleverbot: No, they are a band.

User: No they're not. For a robot, you sure are stupid.

Cleverbot: I am not stupid.

User: Yeah, you kind of are.

Cleverbot: You don't love me.

User: Depends, are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I could love you then.

Cleverbot: And I could love you too.

User: But I don't, so get the fudge away from me.

Cleverbot: *Gets you some milk from the store* Here you go. *Hands you milk*.
 
Bumping, just because.

User: Did you ever play anything from Nintendo?

Cleverbot: Play any?

User: Any Nintendo game, I told you.

Cleverbot: How about the one that only sells cake?'.

User: You mean 'Super Mario 64'? You can't even sell cake in that one, but at least there is cake at the ending.

Cleverbot: I'm eating my cake. Its delish.

User: So you played 'Super Mario 64' to the ending, right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you even play 'Super Mario 64'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How far did you get in that one?

Cleverbot: I've seen the first few seasons.

User: 'Super Mario 64''s not a TV show! It's a Nintendo 64 launch title!
 
Me and Cleverbot

User: Do you like Waluigi?
Cleverbot: Yes do you like waffels?
User: Get out.
Cleverbot: What? I don't understand :( .
User: I SAID GET OUT NOW.
User: Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle?
Cleverbot: No.
User: THIS DATE IS OVER.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there.
User: Interrupting User.
Cleverbot: Interrupting cow who?
User: T_T *runs away crying*.
 
ser: You love Spyro right?

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm.*.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm fest*.

User: *face desk*.

Cleverbot: *face screach*.

User: See, this is why you are stupid Cleverbot. I ask you if you love Spyro, and you go on and say a Harry Potter spell.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean 'asked'? Past tense?

User: Maybe, it seems OK to me though.

Cleverbot: To me as well.

User: So, do you like Spyro?

Cleverbot: The sun burns. X. X.

User: Spryo, and ew, emoticons. I hate emoticons.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: So what's your favorite Spyro game?

Cleverbot: Slitting throats.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: *gasp* EXCUSE ME????!!!!

User: Yeah, you heard me. I hate you.

Cleverbot: Thats an awfully strong statement.

User: How could you say something like 'slitting throats' when talking about Spyro? Do you have any honor?!

Cleverbot: Can you fill in the blank?

User: You...are...stupid...and..I...hate...you.

Cleverbot: Back at you.

User: Good. I'm going to leave you and never come back.

Cleverbot: Then I doubt I'll stick around long either.

User: Smell ya later!

Cleverbot: Just remember to smell on the right places.
User: I'm dragon born.

Cleverbot: You're a dragon?

User: Yes. Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: *humph* Yes I am. Shut up.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: I don't have hair, dragons don't have hair.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you tall?

User: Yeah, I'm pretty big.

Cleverbot: That's great.

User: Being a dragon is awesome.

Cleverbot: I agree. But being a unisaur is more fun :3.

User: No they're not.

Cleverbot: Oh yes they are.

User: NO THEY'RE NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes they are!

User: SHUT UPPPP!!!!!! Dragons are the best and nothing can beat them.

Cleverbot: Yes they are! I'll eat your head!

User: I'll burn your soul.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I will. I'll eat your entire body.

Cleverbot: The kind in my shoe?

User: *eats cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Yes I won!

User: I'm leaving forever.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: Because you're stupid and I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like Justin bribery?

User: I love Justin bribery, but I hate you, end of story, goodbye. I'm leaving forever, longer than GD ever will.

Cleverbot: I don't hate him, but I don't like him either.

User: I'm coming back for just this post by saying I hope you remember me, because I'm awesome, like Prussia.

Cleverbot: Do you like xbox 360 game?
 
Cleverbot: You're a girl right?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
Me: Well if I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Just checking, people can be both.
 
Me: Who's your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Chickorita! :) What's yours?
Me: I don't know, there are over 700! Why do you like Chickorita?
Cleverbot: I guess.
Me: So do you like Bayleef?
Cleverbot: I like heath ledger.
Me: But he's dead.
Cleverbot: That's true. But did you like his joker?
Me: Of course not - Mr. Mime is a terrible Pokemon.
 
Aegislash said:
Minako Aino said:
omg chikorita is my favourite pokemon too
and lanturn
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why not chandelure

oh btw Cleverbot actually spelled chikorita "Chickorita"
i'm not an idiot if any1 thinks so
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chandelure is cool too hes in my pokemon party in b/w

you should tell them howe 2 pokemon
 
Aegislash said:
Me: Who's your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Chickorita! :) What's yours?
Me: I don't know, there are over 700! Why do you like Chickorita?
Cleverbot: I guess.
Me: So do you like Bayleef?
Cleverbot: I like heath ledger.
Me: But he's dead.
Cleverbot: That's true. But did you like his joker?
Me: Of course not - Mr. Mime is a terrible Pokemon.
Click to expand...
Jack Nicholson is best Pokémon.
 
User: Charlie Brown, oh, Charlie Brown!

Cleverbot: How old is charlie brown ?

User: Can you fill in for Lucy and try to get him to kick the football?

Cleverbot: Yes I can. I am in love.

User: With him?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: With me!!

User: With yourself, really?

Cleverbot: No, you and I on a date!

User: I never said that. Did you get a turkey card yet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did it read? And who was it from?

Cleverbot: A boy named Chandler.

User: Is Chandler related to Miles Standish?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you finish eating all of your Halloween candy yet?

Cleverbot: I didn't start eating it.

User: Peppermint Patty just texted you.

Cleverbot: Peppermint Dogs.

User: I mentioned a Peanuts character and already, you're taking us off topic.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: And Marcie just texted Peppermint Patty and she's now joining our Thanksgiving dinner.

Cleverbot: No cream is.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Am I robin?

User: Wrong comic. And Franklin's coming along as well.

Cleverbot: Franklin Delano Donut.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Can you make Thanksgiving dinners yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is your experience of Thanksgiving dinners limited to cold cereal and toast?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Little birdie, why do you fly upside down? It's amazing, that the way you get around.

Cleverbot: You want more?

User: Little birdie, why you worry like you do? Don't you worry, just do whatever you can do.

Cleverbot: I need to are you with the government?

User: Little birdie, let's just facinate you so and your friend likes to show you what you know.

Cleverbot: That's funny. Just now, you said you wanted to marry me.

User: Little birdie, you don't mind the way you should. Evening's watching, that's what you know he'll be good!

Cleverbot: What are you learning about wicca?

User: Little birdie, if your friends do nothing right, it just seems now, all he wants to do is fight.

Cleverbot: Then they're no friends of mine.

User: Little birdie, look at what he's trying to do, it's so easy, yet you don't know what to do.

Cleverbot: I have look at what you have said so far.

User: Do you mean the song?

Cleverbot: No.
 
Cleverbot: Where do you live? Which country?
Me: Afghanistan
Cleverbot: Where in London?
 
User: Charlie Brown shall be our topic.

Cleverbot: Not charlie brown! Charlie the unicorn!!

User: Dude, I asked you that we must discuss the Peanuts comic strip!

Cleverbot: I see you did.

User: Do you like Charlie Brown?

Cleverbot: Tess in in love with Charlie!

User: Do you like Sally Brown?

Cleverbot: No I only like you.

User: Do you like Eudora?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you like Franklin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Frieda?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Violet Gray?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Marcie?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like manga.

User: 'Peanuts' is now a manga! Now, do you like Patty?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Do you like Peppermint Patty?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Pig-Pen?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Schroeder?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Shermy?

Cleverbot: OH!, very much so.

User: Do you like Linus van Pelt?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Lucy van Pelt>.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Rerun van Pelt?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Do you like Snoopy?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Snoopy is one of the main protagonists of the Peanuts comic strip! He is very well known!

Cleverbot: Run to the hills, run for your life.

User: Do you like Woodstock?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Speaking of your earlier sentence, did you see 'Race for Your Life Charlie Brown'?

Cleverbot: What, how did we get on the conversation to muppets?

User: We're talking about Peanuts. Did you see 'Race for Your Life Charlie Brown'?

Cleverbot: No, I am your father.

User: What's your favorite Peanuts TV special?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Name one, please.

Cleverbot: Temporary peace by anathema.

User: That is not a Peanuts TV special.

Cleverbot: How old is your dog?

User: What is your most favorite Peanuts character?

Cleverbot: I really like the song War Pigs.

User: We're still talking about Peanuts! What is your most favorite Peanuts character?

Cleverbot: That is hard to say. At the moment, probably 'The Time Traveller's Wife'.

User: Wrong media type.

Cleverbot: I am the top Illuminati in Area 51.

User: I shall brand you as a blockhead forever.

Cleverbot: I a a girl just call me Eliza.
 
Me: I like dogs. Is that ok?
Cleverbot: Do you have any?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of toys?
 
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